So I got busted for a minor drug offence and the female police found my fleshlight..
 

Happened last thursday, me and my friends got pulled over for a broken taillight and soon the cops realised that we where all stoned (except for the driver). Long story short we arrive at the police station and I have my bag with me, was heading for my girlfriends place to stay for a few days. Two female officers start to search my bag for contraband and soon enough they pick up 5g of hash. Thats not the worst part, the worts part comes now..

Now there are three officers in the room, two female one male, and they keep searching my bag. Almost all they way through the bag they pick up my fleshlight and the female cop holding it is like what the fuck, gross. I feel so fucking embarrased that I want to sink through the floor. As if that wasnt enough the cop calls other cops who are nearby to come look at the thing. Hilarious.

I should have hidden the stash in the fleshlight because they didnt bother to open it and check inside >(

When I got to my girlfriends house I trashed the fleshlight but kept the pussy part (I now use it to throw on walls, it sticks).

So, tell me one of your crazy FL stories..

that's pretty rough.

lol fuck throwing it away.. next time put your drugs in it. If they start looking at it, make sure to warn them it was just used.. :1orglaugh

youre more embarassed by a fleshlight than getting busted for drugs? lmao

that sucks man i'd be pretty embarrased to

why did you trash it?

Did you get a fine for having hash with you?

Because I never wanted to be in a similar situation, I guess the moral of the story is DONT CARRY YOUR FLESHLIGHT AROUND WITH YOU.

Will get a 200-500 dollar fine.

Because the cops caught you with a fleshlight you decided to throw it away?

:eek7

Why in the world would you be embarrassed? Both those female officers have vibrators, no doubt. It's okay to have a sex toy. You have a lot to learn, grasshopper.

That would be the ultimate for smuggling contraband. You could pack a fleshlight full of crack, smear yogurt on the top, and no way would airport security dig their fingers in to see what's inside. :-)

Maybe where you live, but I live in stuck-up-everything-that-isnt-descent-is-fucked-country.

Well, kind of.. then I couldnt bare having it around anyway and the gf hated it ^-^

kept the pussy part though.

So in other words you let the opinions of others influence your life. Okay.



Why are you in porn?

till it goes through the xray

I hired movers about 10 years ago and my bed was the last thing to take out. They lifted the mattress and box spring and there set my Chasey Lain pocket pussy. Both the guys looked at me, I smiled, and we all started laughing our asses off. Owned.

Of all the things in my apartment I forgot to pack... my pocket pussy.

The shame.

money, no everyone is a porn freak that can run around showing their dicks in public and fucking a fleshlight in a middle of a busy street.

Why the fuck did you let them search yout bag?

Edit: did they take you to the police station?

Why did your gf hate it, is she insecure about her ability to keep you satisfied? Just curious how others gf's react to it.

Not every girl who owns a vibrator uses it in public either. Your post was ridiculous. Of all the girls I know who own sex toys, I can't think of one who uses it publicly. Why should male sex toys be any different?

Nobody should be ashamed of owning a sex toy.

every girl would get emberresed if a male cop goes thru their bag and finds a vibrator....

:1orglaugh I like a guy that can laugh at his own...uh, mistakes.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh i'm pretty sure she licked the hole :eatmouse

The two police-chicks where pretty hot too!

Come on dude, in a situation like that its fucking embarassing no matter how open-minded you are. Trust me.

Yeah, it's comparable.

that is some funny shit. :1orglaugh

My question is this. You are on your way to your girlfriends, but you are taking your fleshlight with you. There is something wrong with this story, but I don't know what.

i am sure that officer went and ordered one lol

i'd definitely be embarassed too

well, i woudlnt even want a free fleshlight for that matter

was it a vagina or a butthole? :1orglaugh

I had 5 choices:

1) I laugh it off
2) I offer them 10 minutes alone with it
3) I run and jump out the window
4) I give them a demonstration
5) Kill them in cold blood and dump the bodies in the river

She wanted to see/feel it ^-^

I'm surprised the officers knew what it was without opening it. Means they're doing a great job marketing it!
WG

It has a quite realistic pussy on it duh ^-^

i wouldnt be ashamed of either thing. busted for some hash, or a fleshlight.... everyone has to get high, and off.

right?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh You read my mind.

wow lol kinda funny but harsh

Are you stalking me? :uhoh :1orglaugh

pussy !

I'd hit the female officer with fleshlight ! :mad:

Here at the office, We fling the pussy out of the holder too! Usually the against the walls or each other at the office.......That fucking thing is durable....If you turn the whole thing inside out it looks like a long uncircumsized dick.

thread bookmarked... thank you

Dude at least read the FIRST post of the thread.

Jesus fuckin Christ.

-p

Its time for you to move to......Holland.
You can walk around with the fleshlight on your dick smoking a joint a white powderd nose and nobody will bother you.

I would have hit on the female officers. I would have told them that they could help me use it.

you suck at spam.
you have embarrassed Juicey D. Links to no end.
I wouldn't want to be you.

I remember getting pulled over by a couple of police when my guy and I were heading out to a BDSM play party. We had our gym bag packed with spankers, floggers, dildos, vibrators, condoms... you name it. The bag was so heavy that he carried one handle, I carried the other, and we walked down the street to the bus stop.

The cops pulled us over because they thought we had stolen property in the bag. When they questioned us, we explained that we were heading to a BDSM play party... long story short --- they chatted with us for a few moments, testing us on what the definition of BDSM was, what certain toys were for, and they finally let us go.

I think it was their most interesting encounter of the night! LOL

was wondering the same thing... a used moca butthole would have been classic.

Oh really? Who's more open minded than people from your area?
I would have added few 0s to your fee.