my ass itches what should i do ?
 

can't stop my ass from itching what should i do ?

Have you tried your usual solution yet? "Scratching" it with cock?

call up Lee Hotti

scratch it? :winkwink:

powder that shit ..

he'll use his lip gloss to grease it up ... :1orglaugh

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Just wipe it well or scratch it hard. :)

somebody ate some mexican food last night

Wipe your ass better next time

Now I understand how you have over 70K posts :winkwink: But really, baby wipes will keep ass itching to a minimum. :1orglaugh

bengay! :thumbsup

Drop your draws and drag your ass on the carpet.......It worked for Homer

I'm starting to think twice about going tanning with you :Oh crap

You read my mind.

Hmmm - could be Hemorroids (Spell check) - piles is easier.

Ok - give your worst enemy a baseball bat - bend over and let him belt you with it totally hard round the ass until they pop back in - itch solved.

Fuckin whack em man :)
:thumbsup

Hope you don't have anal fissures!

wipe it ...

Get your finger out of it.

Next time you think to finger your ass... DON'T eat cheetos before :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You need an Anal Hobbit.

I doubt he would feel anything from your small penis. :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh or BBQ chips

Hahaha 124 people are interested in Juicy's itchy ass...lol yeah yeah I know, I'm one of them!
Stick something sharp up there and wiggle it around a bit!

Probably chronic anal psoriasis or pin worms. You can do the scotch tape test at night for worms. My guess is anal psoriasis. I have this. It's a progressive disease. Before long your anus builds up a giant plaque of crusty dead, itchy skin. You have to take steroid suppositories the size of Mr. Limpy to keep it at bay. Enjoy, fellow sufferer.

try sitting on a block of ice to numb your ass.

Is it your anus or your buttcheaks thats having the itching sensation?

Haven't you tried steel brush yet?

Call the doctor if it gets that bad :

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Get a toothbrush, the bristles really work out that non-stop itch