YARGH! Would you...
 

Hit it?

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YARGH!

fuck yea

it would peek her second eye out with me moby boner

The hook is a little scary.

I'd walk the plank for her!

as long as she doesn't use that hook in my ass

Aye Matie!!!

YARGH! I part her channel with me dingy!

I'd pump her bilge pump with me plank!

at about $40 an hour :)

HAHA you fruit! :1orglaugh

I'd poke her in her aft porthole!

I'd have her gobble me crank!

Chio walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants.
Bartender says Oh you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants...
Chio says "Aye it's driving me nuts" :)

Bad news BTW - Im not gonna be gobbling any cranks in Costa Rica next month

"Medical" reasons :(

!!!!!! :Oh crap You're not going? or just not able to gobble cranks?

hahahahahah

YARGH! I was looking for you in IRC. you're not in there.

Not going on Dr's orders - on a brighter note, for the first time in my life I bought insurance.

Awwwwww man. I was looking forward to meeting you. In any case I hope you feel better soon.

it's a nice outfit! I like it :-)

I'd hit it, but I wouldn't want her to scratch an itch on my balls.

Oh fuck YARGH!!

i'd make her take off her hook and violate me with her stump:)

she could shiver me timber anyday
:thumbsup :hitit

I'd have her milk my mizzenmast...then I'd pillage her village...AARGGGH!!!

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Ay, Matey. I'd be blastin away with the main gun!

I'd hit it with my peg...errrr, third leg.

any day of the week.

I was reading a book at Barnes and Noble last night about female pirates.

I'm sure they didn't look like this.

I would do a steaming hot double penetration using my faithfull wooden leg.

I would have to tie that hook hand to the bed post but then away we go.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the hook is scaring me. I might end up having an eye patch too

I'd drop my salmon right into her wet hole!

who wouldn't??

hit it I would

I want to be her captive aboard her ship.

i'd hit it

I'd take her out for a burger and a movie.

I'd cross oceans for her!