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djroof 01-14-2006 12:19 PM

I will go to casino in 2 hours...tips INSIDE pls???
 
Any tips to make some cash????????

Alex 01-14-2006 12:19 PM

Lay down a few units on WASH+10

Stallion 01-14-2006 12:20 PM

dont lose. Always bet Black. lol

Furious_Male 01-14-2006 12:31 PM

I am heading to the Casino in 2 hours as well. BlackJack time for me.

CybermedAndy 01-14-2006 12:41 PM

Take all the money you're gonna lose and invest it in mutual funds

djroof 01-14-2006 12:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male
I am heading to the Casino in 2 hours as well. BlackJack time for me.

any tips???

Furious_Male 01-14-2006 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by djroof
any tips???

What do you like to play?

Black Jack is your best bet against the casino odds if played strictly.

Poker is real good to because besides the rake you are playing other players. If you are good you could walk away with a tidy bank roll.

Stallion 01-14-2006 12:50 PM

oh yeah be sure to drink all the free booze they have.

djroof 01-14-2006 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male
What do you like to play?

Black Jack is your best bet against the casino odds if played strictly.

Poker is real good to because besides the rake you are playing other players. If you are good you could walk away with a tidy bank roll.

I prefer Black Jack, also I play for fun and small bet on roulette... at dozens and columns... here we have only stud poker :( which I dont like!

Sosa 01-14-2006 12:53 PM

you are going to lose!

djroof 01-14-2006 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by pornopete
What Casino are you going to? Loutraki?

LOL!!! Yes!!! U know it???

On Regency Casino Mon Parnes in Parnitha has snow and it is hard to go on mountain... 1050 feet :(

Furious_Male 01-14-2006 12:55 PM

I can sit there for hours playing blackjack. Free drinks and the house only has a .44% edge at the casino I play in (6 decks) if I stick with the basic strategy.

Have fun!

Soul2Sol 01-14-2006 12:56 PM

take the over in the 1st half of the LAL vs GS NBA game ...should be 104ish. Ride that bitch into the sunset.


for reals.

djroof 01-14-2006 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male
I can sit there for hours playing blackjack. Free drinks and the house only has a .44% edge at the casino I play in (6 decks) if I stick with the basic strategy.

Have fun!

Here I think we play with 4 decks... which is the basic strategy? Mine is to play 1 unit if I will I play the units on table (mine and winning) if I win again I take the $$$ and start from 1 unit again... u know... I waiting 2 winnins in row

taibo 01-14-2006 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by djroof
I prefer Black Jack, also I play for fun and small bet on roulette... at dozens and columns... here we have only stud poker :( which I dont like!

don't ever play roulette people.. the house advantage is about 28% on that game whereas games like blackjack, bacarrat, caribbean stud poker has house advantage of ~3%

Furious_Male 01-14-2006 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by djroof
Here I think we play with 4 decks... which is the basic strategy? Mine is to play 1 unit if I will I play the units on table (mine and winning) if I win again I take the $$$ and start from 1 unit again... u know... I waiting 2 winnins in row

By basic strategy I mean when to hit, stand, split, and double down according to what the dealer is showing. Google BlackJack basic strategy and you will find that info.

taibo 01-14-2006 01:03 PM

considering you play basic strategy, using the math ratios wouldn't hurt either, u can walk out of the casino with a big smile on your face

tony286 01-14-2006 01:07 PM

walk thru it and have lunch at the restaurant its the best bet. lol

djroof 01-14-2006 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by taibo
considering you play basic strategy, using the math ratios wouldn't hurt either, u can walk out of the casino with a big smile on your face

all time I walk in casino with smile ;)

Doctor Dre 01-14-2006 01:23 PM

Don't go if you plan on winning some cash. Best advice ever

Soul2Sol 01-14-2006 01:24 PM

i have a takedown method that works great inBlackjack but it requires a bit of recon and scouting out a table. Quik summary: walk the floor and watch 3 hands. If the dealer loses at least 2 of 3 hands then sit down and start. If he/she is at the end of the shoe then wait til the next and scout it. If he wins 2 of 3 then walk away. If he loses 3 in a rown the pull up and play 2 spots if possible and start with one until and let your winnings ride but never more than 2x in a row.

The point is to hunt down a weak spot in the shoe, like a lion in the Serengetti looking for a limping Impala. All shoes have weak spots where the big cards coagulate. Use this to your advantage.

I have another slice of pie i use for Roulette and its kinda off the wall but has always worked for me. It involves looking for the Asian dealer. Not the young asian american girl with highlights in her hair. You want to find the old school, 40+ Asian man who is balding and his name tag says he is from China; thats ideal. Japan works too. The rationale behind this stems from the consistency within their culture. These folks are not loose in the sense that they just drop the ball and whatever. They are almost OCD when it comes to a repetitive action. In my experience they always drop the ball in the same spot with the same strength, this is just how they approach things in my experience. They learn something and do it one correct way consistently, the younger generation isn't like this so much. The result is great streaks when you play red/black and if you tip them out and play the same numbers consistently, they will do what it takes to give you the best shot at winning.

At internext i was working with this one guy who I tipped out as soon as I showed up to the table. He was trying his best to get my 14 to hit. I was barley missing then I wised up and started to play the number that surrond 14 on the wheel and that pulled me something nice. These guys know their shit, they know the wheel, they can help you. The holmes even hit black 8 times in a row and i put a 100 on black and he hit for a 9th making it a nice night.

Nembrionic 01-14-2006 02:10 PM

Look up all the systems you can find on the internet. Print them. Burn them. Then go to the casino and use your whits....

MassiveDollars - DonPaul 01-14-2006 03:15 PM

don't waste your money at the casino ;)

chadglni 01-14-2006 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul2Sol
The point is to hunt down a weak spot in the shoe, like a lion in the Serengetti looking for a limping Impala. All shoes have weak spots where the big cards coagulate. Use this to your advantage.

I love it! Hunt down the weak spot in the shoe by judging the cards that came out BEFORE you started to play. Brilliant logic. :1orglaugh

aico 01-14-2006 03:26 PM

Bring 4 guys, each of you go to a different Roulette table, when one of the table hits 3 reds or 3 blacks in a row, signal the other guys to come over there and then bet the opposite color.

:thumbsup

stevo 01-14-2006 03:33 PM

Roulette tip: If its a low number 3-4 times in a row, put your money on the 2nd 12 & 3rd 12, etc...

chadglni 01-14-2006 03:36 PM

To all of you guys saying bet after you see a streak one way or the other you are insane. You have no idea what size streak you are in until it's OVER and each spin / deal / whatever has the exact same odds as the one before.

Soul2Sol 01-14-2006 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
I love it! Hunt down the weak spot in the shoe by judging the cards that came out BEFORE you started to play. Brilliant logic. :1orglaugh

Brilliant it is, especially when you see a shit load of low cards come out for the 1st qtr or half of the shoe. The 2nd half becomes loaded with high cards. Just play small single units in the front of the shoe and then come out hard on the back end of the shoe.

OneHungLo 01-14-2006 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo
Roulette tip: If its a low number 3-4 times in a row, put your money on the 2nd 12 & 3rd 12, etc...

Thats why gamblers always lose. Never let your emotions fall into play!

I was just at the casino last week and this guy kept betting on black because it kept coming up red, he kept saying it has to come up black, it's been red 10 times in a row. Well, he sat there for about 10 more spins betting on black before it came up red. Roulette is the worse game in the house. even the black and red is a 1 in 4 chance because of the 0 & 00 (at least in American roulette)

stick to craps and black jack

chadglni 01-14-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo
Thats why gamblers always lose. Never let your emotions fall into play!

I was just at the casino last week and this guy kept betting on black because it kept coming up red, he kept saying it has to come up black, it's been red 10 times in a row. Well, he sat there for about 10 more spins betting on black before it came up red. Roulette is the worse game in the house. even the black and red is a 1 in 4 chance because of the 0 & 00 (at least in American roulette)

stick to craps and black jack

18:38 is not 1:4. And someone above said roulette had a 26% house edge. No wonder some people follow silly strategies, they can't even grasp the basic math. :1orglaugh

buddyjuf 01-14-2006 03:53 PM

always black

my numbers: 8-11-14-16-21-32-0-00, but ESPECIALLY 8-16-32

bet on those and you will not lose :thumbsup

Soul2Sol 01-14-2006 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
To all of you guys saying bet after you see a streak one way or the other you are insane. You have no idea what size streak you are in until it's OVER and each spin / deal / whatever has the exact same odds as the one before.

I think everything in life is 50/50. Either it will or it won't. It will win or lose. I ride the streaks. In theory the odds might be exactly the same, but i still see streaks all the fricken time in the 9 yrs i've been playing roulette and and i'll ride a color once i see it hit 2x. If it wins then I let it ride until it loses. My only explaination for the occurance of streaks in a game like Roulette, where like u say the odds are "exactly the same as the time before", is the effect of the Dealer. He is the X factor and in order for the odds to be exactly the same you would need a controlled environment. The random action of a human dealer cannot be controlled. This is also a reason why i don't fuck with internet roulette. I avoid it like the plauge.

chadglni 01-14-2006 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul2Sol
I think everything in life is 50/50. Either it will or it won't. It will win or lose. I ride the streaks. In theory the odds might be exactly the same, but i still see streaks all the fricken time in the 9 yrs i've been playing roulette and and i'll ride a color once i see it hit 2x. If it wins then I let it ride until it loses. My only explaination for the occurance of streaks in a game like Roulette, where like u say the odds are "exactly the same as the time before", is the effect of the Dealer. He is the X factor and in order for the odds to be exactly the same you would need a controlled environment. The random action of a human dealer cannot be controlled. This is also a reason why i don't fuck with internet roulette. I avoid it like the plauge.

The human brain is wired to spot patterns. Look at a roulette wheel and consider what you are saying. Red / Black / Red / Black . You really think the dealer is spinning the wheel at the exact speed AND dropping the ball in the exact motion flawlessly every spin to avoid that 1 cm gap and go on a streak? No, streaks just happen in things where the odds are so close. Fact remains you can't see the streak until its over leaving your odds exactly the same.

OneHungLo 01-14-2006 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by chadglni
18:38 is not 1:4. And someone above said roulette had a 26% house edge. No wonder some people follow silly strategies, they can't even grasp the basic math. :1orglaugh


what i am saying is if you bet on black it can still come up red zero or double zero

chadglni 01-14-2006 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo
what i am saying is if you bet on black it can still come up red zero or double zero

Yes, making your odds to hit 18:38 or 47.4% hardly 1 in 4.

woj 01-14-2006 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by taibo
don't ever play roulette people.. the house advantage is about 28% on that game whereas games like blackjack, bacarrat, caribbean stud poker has house advantage of ~3%

the advantage in roulette is no where near 28%, more like 5%, but still terrible odds compared to other casino games...

JamesK2 01-14-2006 06:25 PM

I just lost $220 on Roulette =)

Furious_Male 01-14-2006 08:39 PM

I just got back. I had a fun night. No big money but up $350 (all black jack) including tips and an ass load of Vodka and Diets.

How did you do djroof?

djroof 01-14-2006 08:50 PM

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djroof 01-14-2006 08:57 PM

I am back from casino... so I didnt lost but also I didnt won... I started with 50euros and played at tables with min 5euro... I lost 20 euros at 1st walk... I walking all time and spent time to shitties... finally I found with my 2 friends a good table with no many people and start playing 2nd and 3rd dozens... second dezonen won 10 times !!! and I was +30 euros!!! But finally I lost 20euros to some other sitties and I am here 10euros richer LOL... but I had good time, I had also FREE buffett ;)

Nembrionic 01-15-2006 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo
what i am saying is if you bet on black it can still come up red zero or double zero

Depends on where you play. In the Netherlands there is no 00

djroof 01-15-2006 06:44 AM

double 00 have only american roulette... european are with one zero

Theo 01-15-2006 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by djroof
I am back from casino... so I didnt lost but also I didnt won... I started with 50euros and played at tables with min 5euro... I lost 20 euros at 1st walk... I walking all time and spent time to shitties... finally I found with my 2 friends a good table with no many people and start playing 2nd and 3rd dozens... second dezonen won 10 times !!! and I was +30 euros!!! But finally I lost 20euros to some other sitties and I am here 10euros richer LOL... but I had good time, I had also FREE buffett ;)


you are lucky, if you win big time at loutraki they throw you to the sea from.......the roof! ;)


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