Masturbate For Peace
 

Some people have way too much fucking free time:

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/

I love this... "However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love...." Makes me think of Juicy!

See all the wonderful things I'm learning at my new job?

Check out these Masturbate for Peace bumper stickers too:

Hairy palms, not cluster bombs
War's not kind, beat yourself blind
Cream your khakis, not Iraqis.
Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy
Don't send the fleet, just beat your meat
War is shit, rub your clit
Side with France, reach down your pants
Peace is the issue. Use a tissue.
War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy
War's for squares, play downstairs
Stop war now, milk your cow
When you jerk tonight, keep peace in sight.
Down with war, stroke some more
War is cruel - flog your mule
Get peace fever, rub your beaver!
War is heinous, thumb your anus
You Can't Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong, whack your schlong.
I'm going blind for Mankind
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally

That's some funny shit! :1orglaugh

hey now. I've been running Globalgasm.com ("Cum together to heal the world") since 2001! Then again... I *do* spend my time in odd ways.

Glad to know I am doing it for a cause!

Finally, a peace movement I can be a part of.

p.s. I have already given peace twice today. :(

I think I will do my part for peace tonight watching my copy of the pink aid video!!

lmao.. those are great..I almost peed... :1orglaugh

War is Crappy, Slap Your Pappy - HAHA

I've been supporting peace for yrs and didnt even know it.

Great idea..need to rub one out now

hahaha you hippie!! :thumbsup

Damn shame I have a house guest right about now......

excellent! We'd LOVE to get your honest feedback on the DVD and thoughts about where to go from here.

Whatever happened to fucking for virginity?