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  • Chio The Pirate
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2002
    • 946

    #1

    Fun with live support

    It was a very long night. If you need to blow off some steam I suggest chatting up live help people. Post them up if you do


    Chio: Hi I am intersted to purchase you webpage

    Call accepted by operator Dennis. Currently in room: Dennis, Chio.

    Chio: hello you here
    Chio: ?
    Dennis: Hello Chio
    Chio: haha
    Chio: hi dennis
    Dennis: I'll be happy to answer your questions
    Chio: I like this chat
    Dennis: thank you
    Chio: are you a real boy
    Dennis: yes, I'm real
    Chio: ok I get sraced talking online to strangers
    Chio: I like you site
    Chio: how much to buy
    Dennis: thank you again, we have good designers
    Chio: very pretty
    Chio: looks like richard petty nascar
    Chio: do you like nascar?
    Dennis: the price depends on number of operators, for 1 operator it would be at $15 per month or $99 for a year
    Chio: will you work for me
    Chio: can you answer talking about nascar
    Chio: from my webpage
    Dennis: we don't provide operators, only the live chat system
    Chio: oh
    Chio: do I need talking from my webpage
    Dennis: You need to place the chat button code there (HTML)
    Chio: one minute please my dog is barking
    Dennis: and download the operator console
    Chio: please one second he is barking
    Dennis: ok
    Chio: i am intersted in you sell for my webpage
    Chio: my site is nascar page
    Chio: ok hold one second
    Chio: ok it was my post guy
    Chio: new shipment of shirt for webpage haha
    Chio: ok so I buy your site
    Chio: then put on my webpage
    Chio: but I have to talking about questions from webpage too
    Dennis: you need to create an account with us, after that the Setup Instructions page will be available, the code is on that page
    Chio: how much it cost for you site
    Chio: i like the name
    Dennis: we don't sell our site
    Chio:
    Chio: hey where cartoon from
    Chio: I did type that
    Chio: ?
    Dennis: yes
    Chio: is you site hack me
    Dennis: you typed : and (
    Chio: no i type
    Chio: oh
    Chio: haha
    Chio: that pretty nice
    Chio: my site can do this too
    Dennis: yes, your live chat will also have the emoticons
    Chio: do you think you site can talking to my site about nascar?
    Dennis: not sure
    Chio: you dont no mysite nascar work with you site talking?
    Chio: hold a sec
    Dennis: I don't understand you sorry
    Chio: now my dog bark at my cat
    Chio: one second
    Chio: please
    Chio: wait
    Chio: sorry you busy guy
    Chio: ok
    Chio: I need you site
    Chio: so nascar talking do in this
    Chio: but help
    Chio: I want to buy you site for richard petty nascar
    Dennis: we don't sell our site, sorry
    Chio: ?
    Chio: it say you take paypal
    Chio: and visa
    Chio: I buy you site
    Chio: no?
    Dennis: yes, we sell the live chat solution, but not the website
    Chio: what site I need to talking nascar
    Chio: ok
    Chio: you sell me site now?
    Dennis: we sell the live chat solution
    Chio: what is that
    Chio: I want you talking on my site
    Chio: not you
    Chio: but this
    Chio: with the funny stuff
    Chio: I think it help my webpage be more help for nascar talking
    Dennis: I need to go back to work, you'll find the information about our service on our website
    Chio: ok can help me later then?
    Dennis: okay
    Chio: do you like nascar
    Dennis: no, sorry
    Dennis: Have a nice day Chio
    Chio: too
    Chio: bye
    Chio: haha I love that cartoon guy
    Chio:
    Chio: :P
    Chio: weeeee
    Chio: are you done with work later so we can get me on site
    Chio: ?
    Dennis: Please create an account using the form - you'll find all the instructions after that
    Chio: yes
    Dennis: the setup is easy, if you need help please call back
    Chio: i will look more you webpage
    Dennis: good
    Chio: what is you number for phone
    Chio: we talk here instead
    Dennis: 1-xxx-xxx-xxxx
    Chio: my english not good
    Dennis: it' the main office phone, not mine
    Chio: who is man office
    Dennis: Have a nice day Chio
    Dennis has left the conversation. Currently in room: Chio.
    Chio:
    Chio:
    Chio: :O
    Chio: :P

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  • ddfGandalf
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2005
    • 534

    #2
    rofl :P

    8chars

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    • JuiceMonkey
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2004
      • 3581

      #3
      haha quality..
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      • who
        So Fucking Banned
        • Aug 2003
        • 19593

        #4
        You should have spammed him with your URL.

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        • Sam Granger
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2004
          • 3958

          #5
          Bwhahaahahaha, bet you Dennis was pooping his pants.

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          • Michael O
            More Cowbell
            • Jul 2001
            • 10607

            #6
            Poor Dennis.
            Truth Teller

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            • StuartD
              Sofa King Band
              • Jul 2002
              • 29903

              #7
              haha... I love how your english got progressively worse and worse.

              I wouldn't hire them though, they don't seem to have enough patience to deal with people
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              • camouflaged123
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2005
                • 1590

                #8
                lol..i am sure Dennis hates his job now!
                HIGHEST PAYING PHARMACY AFFILIATE PROGRAM IS HERE!
                1 order a day=$1710/month

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                • Shoehorn!
                  Die With Your Boots On
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 22872

                  #9
                  HAHAHAHA, send me the url to this chat bot, I want to have some fun with them.

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                  • DutchTeenCash
                    I like Dutch Girls
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 21684

                    #10
                    hahahaha gotta love that

                    I used to do that with an online ordering service when i was like 12. I called recorded the girl answering and played back her own voice hehe... 10 times in a row or so damn they got mad hahaha

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                    • Honez
                      Confirmed Brat
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 6636

                      #11
                      Chio, you are an evil, evil pirate
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                      • loverboy
                        When it rains, it pours
                        • May 2003
                        • 20609

                        #12
                        bad bad pirate lol

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