I just ate 300 pieces of celery in a half hour!
 

for all you math buffs that is 10 a MINUTE!

i mean i know i am amazing, but this feet of skill is truly mind blowing, do you think i ate enough to apply for a guiness record?

why on earth?

may be
but i think it's not better way for making a guiness record :(

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I don't want to be around when you take a shit :helpme

poop. lots of green poop coming soon

:Oh crap

i am healthy like a bull, celery keeps me quick on my feet.

You burn more calories just eating the stuff, than calories digested. You technically just lost weight.

Now if you can recite the first 4000 digits of Pi, then you'd be todays ultimate loser.

pffff you're just jealous because you dont break records like me,

do something new, break the boundaries, rub some sea bass oil on your balls, stick it to THE MAN!

I KNOW I AM!

your shit will be green like ur name :thumbsup

fuck it, I'm going for 400.

haha I hope you are kidding.

I like celery but that much of any food would make me sick.

nope no joke here, i am running the fuck around, i feel like i am high,

who knew?

ive never even attemtped to eat this much but my buddy who owns a fruit/veggy cutting business stocked me up hardcore.

VROOM

Im alergic to that stuff :/

Slather some cream cheese all over them next time and see how many you can eat.

were they small pieces of celery?

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

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