Polish Sausage
 

A man goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says,
"Are you Polish?"
The guy clearly offended, says,
"Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something. If I had asked for
Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh?
Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well no."
"And if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well, all right then, why in the world did you ask me if I'm Polish
just because I asked for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Depot."

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