Ten Thoughts to Ponder during 2006
 

Ten Thoughts to Ponder during 2006



Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.



Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.



Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?



Number 2 - In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but, we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration

lol good shit... :1orglaugh

7 and 8 are fucking true and hilarious. I'm thinking of teaching my dad how to surf porn on the net

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but, we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

---Somehow this one makes sense. :thumbsup :1orglaugh

hilarious stuff man...:1orglaugh

That was damn good!