ASSICONS... GFYers, read!
 

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown.


Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"
Here it goes:


(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass

(_Loads of Shit_) ******* Ass