Southern Accents
 

Fuck what is the deal with them? I swear when I hear one the hair on my neck stands up. It has to be the stupidest fucken thing I have ever heard, and then when you hear what they are talking about it is usally some moronic talk about their stupid and ignorant views about the world.

You're an idiot, eh.

Trust me when I say the feeling is mutual.

Mutual in whch way?

Anyone that judges someone by their accent is a fucking assclown :321GFY

I need to find me a good tight southern girl

I hope I never see you

Really? Hmmm whenever I watch any news program and it is some Senator or congressman from the south and they are speaking they sound like an assclown.

Ever seen Strange Brew, Eh?

are ya talking about ebonics??

No I am talking about white guys in suits blabbering their religious views.

This thread is pretty stupid and ignorant. :2 cents:

Fuck trust me that is funny too.

Your Sig Reads "what you expecting?"

You're Canadian, poptard. What teh fuck do you care what a Senator or Congressman has to say?

Yeah well I don't exactly get all wet when I hear some northerner saying

"yeah, ay, don't ya know"

Not Canadian just put it in my location. Whats a poptard? That something you have in the south?

No not trying to be ignorant. i really like Southern People find them to be some of the nicest people I have met. I should have been a little more clearer about who I was talking about.

How teh hell would I know..... I don't put fake shit in my location; I'm from N e w Y o r k

I guess some things you don't have to even try to be in order to be successful at it :action-sm

Yaaaa! Wats dat all aboot eh?? Fookin Canadians.. lol

i like em, especialy girls

Last time I was in New York I didn't hear the word Poptard maybe you can explain what it means to me?
Thanks

You know when you're in the South when:

lunch = dinner and dinner = supper and you can order sweet tea at a restaurant

i don't want to get a southern accent. i much prefer my midwestern one. :)

nothing better than sweet tea, who the fuck would drink unsweet its sickkkk

I'm in the south and I do call lunch=lunch and dinner=dinner

But I won't lie and say I don't know people who call it "supper".

My grandmother always did that

Yes and detoxed you are right on, sweet tea is the shiznit!

Diddo. A cultured southern girl is intriguing ... I havn't left new york since I was 15.

i live in FL and if some one came down here talking shit about southerners they'd get thier ass stomped!!!

agreed, and it's pretty dam hard to melt sugar in a cold glass of iced tea, even that sugar substitute shit hardly melts

Surfer on Acid your sig is hella FUCKED UP!!!

Hey Surfer, it looks better but try to add some LINKING TEXT :upsidedow

Poptard = a Retarded Twink


Hang around in Manhattan and you'll probably hear it at least once

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

i love it when i hear different kinds of accents :)
im not a hater

I find a southern accent on a woman very sexy..

is this better

hit the wrong key for size

How come its always these fuckin morons who have been here for 30 days who talk so tough?
Guys talkin about Twink terms?
Dude go talk your really "cool" spelling of your name and go impress your mom or somebody who cares.

with enough oral exercise I can make her annoying accent go away

:1orglaugh

Different accents to me means varied and interesting. What a world it would be if everyone was the same and spoke the same. Fuck that.

youve been here going on 3 years and only managed to post 96 times? lol And now your from Arkansas instead of Canada eh? :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Typical redneck attitude.

I live in FL... and I hate rednecks. Im proud to say it too.

Never hated rednecks till I lived in Tennessee for 13 years.

Never knew the civil war was still going on until i moved down there. The shit my family had to put up with living there, is unbelievable.

My father thought he would like southern living and southern hospitality. That was until he was beaten and maced on his own living room floor by a bunch of lying redneck cops.

My father owned an antique reproduction furniture company and employed about 30 people in a small town of 3500. He built some tables for a company and the wood on some of the tables were splitting... He had a replacement policy, not a refund policy. Well, the people wanted there money back. He offered to replace the entire order and deliver it to them in person. No deal. So they tried to sue my father. The cops showed up at his house at 9:30 pm...he was in bed. He answered the door, in his jeans... it was the middle of winter... he had no shirt or socks on.

They said he was standing outside when they took him down. There happened to be snow on the porch, so the last place he was going to be was standing in the snow and cold.

They gave my father the summons to court. My father wadded up the paper, and told them they were also breaking the law by serving him papers after 9pm. He turned around and shut the door. They then entered his home, sprayed him with mace, and then beat the shit out out of him.

His wife called me on the phone while they where in his house beating him. She was horrified and scared. She didnt know what to do. She seen him being beaten and all she could do, was call me, and scream for help on the phone. She said the sherrifs dept was in the house beating up my father in his living room.

I told my wife to pick up the other phone in my house so she could also hear what was going on.

She kept repeating to the police...."Hes not resisting, hes not resisting."

What we heard....."fucking yankees....your all a bunch of fucking liars."
"scum like you has business living here" etc.. etc...

The reason they had for entering his house?? They said he was going for a weapon.

My father is not a stupid man. He was just being served a court summons. They didnt have an arrest warrant. He was going back to bed.

It was all thrown out of court... becuase the dumb redneck cops couldnt get their stories straight, and the prosecutor asked for the case to dropped, to save the dept. from embarrasment.

I lived in Tennessee for one week, and was chased down by a bunch of rednecks with baseball bats. Why? Dont know... I was a new kid in town and i was trying to make new friends. Certainly wasnt trying to upset anyone.

My brother was thrown in jail for public drunkeness. He had just shown up to a bar and had a half a beer. Turns out some guys in the hole didnt like him. Next thing you know.... FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL.... the bouncers escorted him to the door, and told him to get out. Well, guess who was waiting for him on the outside?? Redneck cops. They asked him...."So your the New York Yankee?" Then cuffed him and threw in jail. They refused to give him a breath test.

In my opinion, rednecks and the hatred they spew are one of the biggest problems this country is facing. Because the good ole boy network goes from the redneck sheep, all the way to the rednecks who hold public office.

http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics3/rednecks.jpg

By the way, I didnt say I hate southerners.

I have many friends who are southerners. In fact, most of best friends are southerners.

What i do hate, are rednecks.

There are people who were born and raised in the south that do not talk like they got a mouthful of shit, and dont act like fucking social degenerates.

But, when someone says the hair on the back of their neck stands up when they hear a southern accent, its for damn good reason. Becuase, along with that twang, in most cases, comes moronic ideologies. :2 cents:

Rednecks :321GFY

Well, just because someone is from the south, does not mean they are a redneck.

And the only real difference between the north and the south is, the north does a better job keeping their idiots off TV

O RLY?

http://www.megamarine.com/key-john-orly-cottage.jpg

Everybody looked like that back in the 70's.

Hope your not trying to prove a point with that pic. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yeee-Hawh!