How I almost had a heart attack.........
 

After Christmas I almost had a heart attack late at night. No joke. I posted a contest about it but I want to tell the story seperate as it is very strange.

Growing up in a small southern town in the late 70's was boring as fuck, so we did a lot of drugs to pass the time. My drug of choice was acid. Not the paper blotter that someone could drop anything on; I was a dot man. Red Microdots were my favorite, I loved Mescaline. During high school every Friday was dot day. I would drop a purple (Speedy) or red(mescaline) and go to school and trip out all day long.And then after school as I was coming down I would drop another dot. Well one Friday I dropped one too many and me and a friend went cruising on a friday night. Somehow we ended up in the boondocks lost on abandoned roads. He was driving and I was rolling. For 3 hours we were lost, the whole time I was seeing bluelights behind me. Thinking it was cops I tossed joint after joint out the window. Finally after 3 hours and 2 ounces out the window my friend pulled over for the cop that was chasing us, and showed me that there was no copping chasing us. If you ever did acid you realize how real the hallucinations are.

24 years later my kids get me a bluetooth cell phone and a bluetooth home phone that you can hook the cell phone thru, and a bluetooth wireless earphone. I love electronics so I played with all this shit for days. After taking them to their moms at night, I am driving back home and I kept seeing reflections of a blue flashing light. Thinking it was a cop I pull over on the side of the road, yet no cop is behind me. Figuring I am just tired, I pull back on the road and go home.
The new house I just moved into has tons of windows and mirrors, and I just set up several large saltwater tanks, all in front of big windows. So I am checking the fish out and again out the corner of my eye I see blue flashing lights. Now I'm getting scared, I run thru every room making sure I did not leave any guns or bullets laying around. That's all I need is for the police to raid my house to find me near a gun. Then I go to the front window and look in the driveway, I am motionless and there again it is , the blue flashing lights. I am thinking to myself "Why don't they just fucking knock on the door and get it over with?" My heart is racing, I'm starting to sweat a little. I turn on my laptop, load my 2257 software and get ready for a raid. As I am sitting in front of the laptop again I see the blue lights out the corner of my eye and reflecting on a fish tank. Fuck, these fuckers are actually going to raid me.
Now my heart is really racing and I'm nervous as shit, I find Walters 24/7 hotline and right it down and punch it into my phone. Why is it when you get really nervous you have to piss really BAD? So I go into my bathroom which has NO windows and start whizzing away. Sure enough, there's those flashing blue lights again. There was no way it came from outside as there were no windows in this bathroom. Suddenly I recalled the time I tripped out on dots and thought cops were chasing us. Fearing a flashback, I really start freaking and get ready to call a ambulance. My chest starts hurting, I have a very hard time breathing and I feel very faint. The room starts getting darker and darker. All I can think of is my kids growing up without a dad.

The dizziness passes so I come out of the toilet to find the phone, steady myself on the bathroom sink and look in the mirror to see if my pupils are dialated.

It was at this time that I noticed the wireless bluetooth earphone had a blinking blue light on it.

omg bro, hope that this will never happen again

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

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funny story choker :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

lol now imagine if you were really paranoid..

so was it the fear of cops...or fear of your kids losing their dad?

I always see that blue light from my ear piece, and i forget what it is

I almost had a heart attack because I thought I was having a flashback from the acid 24 years ago. I have never had a flashback but heard you can have them many many years afterward.

hahaha nice. bluetooth > you ;)

god dam all that over a blinking light.. i feel bad for you man i could only imagine what was running through your head and then to realize that it was just the bluetooth ear piece blinking in the corner of your eye i would be pissed probably smash the fucking thing.. especially after having a panic attack like that...

OMG!! Awesome story.

once i thought i would loose my sight. Everything became blurry and i could barely see shit. i really almost crapped my pants because i didn't know where it came from

Well it sounds like you liked it back then. Are you then too old for it now, not your cup o' tea anymore, or simply just not prepared for it?

Or are flashbacks..."different"

?

:1orglaugh

Excellent story. :)

ROFL ! Nice story... Got owned by the bluetooth ! Gotta love beeing paranoid for nothing sometimes.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

great story!

You had an anxiety attack, try a real heart attack some time.

Gee that's a nice thing to say.

By the way if anyone ever thinks they might be having a heart attack (and feel the pain starting), a great way to recover before it turns into a full-blown attack is to start coughing. Cough as violently as you can.

LOL... I guess I'm one of a few people who read the whole thing...

speaking of flashbacks, a guy I knew growing up got buuuurned on acid. Like from then on he can't legally drive anymore. Whenever he sees bright red lights, the devil "jumps out at him"

I did acid ONCE and it was the most horrible night of my life. NEVER again...

I had a friend like this also....(dosnt everybody) he told me he cant drive either and hes "legally insane" did something like over 21 hits of acid at once or something.....he sees tracers on bright lights, especially his cigarettes.....havent seen him for years....never touched acid myself....man made stuff was never my thing.

Wow good story man! amazing.. but it is true.. i heard stories about people who took a lott of acid in the past can fall into deep depressions later in life, or get very paranoid and all other wierd stuff happening in their minds.

Major trigger for a panic attack. I deal with panic disorder (under control) so I know how that must have felt.

yeah, man made isn't my cup of tea either. I was 14-15 years old and my friend got a hold of some.

spent the remainder of the night being chased around town by the grim reaper. I swear, from running around town all night, i lost 10 lbs

wild how people can just freak out, and never had done any acid.
stress!!

we all have so much to do ect.. sometime's u have to break away and take a daily walk and/or relax. I perfer a nap, but end up sleeping to long.

Vitamins and exercise, relax the mind. Not enough hours in a day.

Something has to be stressing you out, or the fear of having a flashback.
Fearing a flashback can be enough to send you into full blown panic attacks, you gotta nip it in the butt now, or end up on meds.

New Year and time to help relax the mind and body.

Didn't mean anything by it as in wishing ill on choker. Was speaking to my own health.

you should start a blog

OMG, Choker, that's funny on so many levels. Glad you're ok.

Whoa that's trippy...

too Dot..or not too Dot. :party-smi ..that is the real question

WOW! Talk about a flashback panic attack!

Very amusing story. :thumbsup

Oh my God. Sorry man but that is hilarious, I'm sure you're laughing about it now as well.

You fucking DORK!


Hahahahahahahahahahahhhhahhahahaha

fuckin classic man, thats wild

is acid a 70s thing? this would say a lot about some people who grew up from that generation

I am glad that you are ok after all of that. Some people say that there is no such thing as flashbacks. Shit, I used to have them alot years ago. I also know what it is like to deal with panic attacks. That is no joke. Good read.

:1orglaugh Priceless..reminds me of my youth as well..those were the days

Hope you didn't do enough drugs to try and sue someone about that haha.

bizzare story.

Sorry to hear about this sounds like a panic attack I had one a few years ago :Oh crap

Haha... I had a similar experience...

Same type of drugs and I wasn't on any at the time... Just really tired but I was only driving like 3 blocks from a friends house to mine. I had done some E that night so maybe that was my problem...

A cop WAS behind me but that little red light I saw that caused me to pull over wasn't his light, it was the stop light for the opposing traffic in my rear view mirror...

Cop was a bit perplexed to say the least on why I suddenly pulled over...

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Why is your almost dying so hilarious? I just can't quit laughing...

after 24 frigging years you still have phobia for blue lights? What the hell! That's sickness.