Your Cock Ever Explode on its own?
 

:1orglaugh OMFG!! This is driving me fucking nuts!!

Has your cock ever exploded cum all by itself? :1orglaugh

Most of the time I can update my sites & blogs without getting a hard cock, but sometimes, depending on the girl or the pics, I just get a raging hardon & have to fucking stroke myself. :1orglaugh

Anyway, I havent had sex with my wife in about a week. Now the doctor says no sex for the remainder of her pregnancy. :Oh crap

So, earlier today I am making blog entries & one particular girl got me so fucking damn hard. I can't masturbate because my wife is home, we can't fuck & she won't give me head, she keeps saying later. :Oh crap

My cock is raging fucking hard & I feel like I am going to burst. My legs are trembling a little & every few minutes, little bursts of cum come out. :1orglaugh
It's not often a girl can do that to me. hardly ever. Damn, I wonder if my wife will get suspicious if I suddenly need to take a shower. :1orglaugh

id go get dirty then take a shower and quick!

no never....

shit happens lmao

Here ya go
This should help
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...og+owned+bo t

WTF??!?!?! Your Fleshlight is pregnant?

If your cock is exploding at the site of some pics then your "hold out" time during sex must be somewhere around 20 seconds.

:1orglaugh Wow suddenly I'm glad I'm not married with a preggo wife!

I think you are full of shit

there is entirely too much information in this thread :2 cents:

What, your wife has no mouth?

A waking wet dream? sweet!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

umm no, im jaded. I need something besides porn to get me off.
:2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
My wife finally sucked me off, & it was good. I thought for sure I would blow my load in her mouth after a few sucks, but she did it slow & easy, teasing me for 20 minutes. What was even better was that she cupped my balls as I cummed down her throat & she sucked out every last drop of hot jizz til I was trembling. :)

Damn, my girl only teases me for 19 min. :(

No, really, glad you finally got some. I can't imagine being that impatiently aroused though.


later
c-lo

..and I bet that already completed your day. :thumbsup

Enjoy it, the next one won't be for another six months. Unless she's having complications she should be able to have sex up until 36 weeks pregnancy.

good for u :)

Well...
 

Well, no, but I think it sneaks out at night and smokes Marlboro Lights. :pimp

Back to your "problem".
You can start Yoga class, and in about 2 - 3 weeks perhaps you can suck your own dick? :1orglaugh

Or you could even just empty your nuts over face while she's asleep, and claim it's the porn worlds "sleepwalking-syndrome".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Where is the pic of the girl?

Man...i am in the same boat!! but my wife still gives me head twice a week at least!! :pimp :pimp

i don't get it, why would your wife care if you pull one out? you are married to this woman and she still doesn't know that you like to masturbate occassionally?

that's fucked up ...

I 100% agree with that statement. :2 cents:

And the really fun thing is that you cant have sex for 6 weeks after the kid pops out. My wife and I have 2 kids, and during the first pregnancy the doc said no sex for the last month of the pregnancy. So we weren't suppose to get busy for 2 and a half months. Well lets just say that when your 22 and your wife is 20 that is a bit long to wait and we didnt exactly follow doctors orders, haha.

I too agree..I can't understand why a guy would have a problem masturbating cos his wife is in the house. That sounds very strange.