anyone wanna hire me to do bitch work?
 

no kinky shit... but im broke as fuck right about now, and it's hard to get your shit together with no money in your pocket. :(

i'll even sit down and review some tranny galleries if the pays right... :1orglaugh

seriously though.. i need some work, i got nothing to start with.

Blow me.
Seriously.
5$/hour.

go find yourself one of them illegal immigrants... they might work for change like that.
go fuck yourself too :321GFY

Guess I have to if you're of no assistance. I can tell that your way through adult biz will be bumpy.. such a small favor and I'd even pay.

small favors must involve a small penis.

and i hope i catch a little bit of air off of each bump i hit, try and make it fun.

i'm entirely serious though, i'll redesign someones ugly site (like spacedogs) if they wanna support my cigarette habit for a week or two. this shit isn't fun.

klik hit me up on ICQ!

still lookin for more offers.. :helpme

got a resume?

i need someone to lick my dogs testicals but i think i cant afford your asking price (5$ A HOUR) :glugglug

klik,

send a line to [email protected]

advise your asking price, skills, languages spoken, availability and emotional stability index.

Yeah let's see some work you've done. I could feed you some design work to get you started. ICQ me 145014317

Would you pose for a gay site and wear some tight hanes?

5.10 per hour.. thats the top and cant do better.

:Graucho

you sure you want to ask that of him

consider your porn viewers weak stomachs ;)

Another from San Diego! Must be something in the water...