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Quotealex 01-07-2006 07:51 AM

Has anyone succeded in increasing their penis size?
 
No bullshit and no spamming your fake pills and stuff in here please. For real, has anyone increased their penises size and how did you do it and by how much inch was it increased?

8 Characters 01-07-2006 07:54 AM

...haven't tried.....

Harmon 01-07-2006 07:55 AM

I don't believe in any of that bullshit. There are short term solutions like pumps and stuff, but as for the pills? I don't think they are worth their weight in shit.

Other than plastic surgery, you are stuck with what you have. Increasing blood flow and what not will only make it a little fatter or longer... but that doesn't last.

You could always try tying a 50 pound weight to your mushroom cap and walking around for a month or 7. That might work :winkwink:

mrthumbs 01-07-2006 07:55 AM

i think something like the fastsize device should really work. Wonder if anyone tried it out with results.

pornpf69 01-07-2006 08:24 AM

I haven't tried it...but they say that those things work...

FreeOnes 01-07-2006 10:33 AM

Mine is already big enough so no :1orglaugh

Hey You . . . I Know You! 01-07-2006 10:41 AM

Those growth devices and pills really work!

I've increased my cock length 5 inches.

I've also increased my height 8 inches.

I've also increased my arm length 3 inches.


The only people who pay for cock size products are the same losers who buy hair growth formulas and height maximization products.

All of it is a scam. If the FDA hasn't approved it . . . then you are sending money to a scam artist.

Don't do it.

dissipate 01-07-2006 10:42 AM

I remember an episode of love line i saw one time - its not possible to increase your penis size. Besides stretching (weights...ouch) or literally cutting the muscles to enlongate them, its not possible.

imageman 01-07-2006 10:43 AM

I need something to reduce mine :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Chris 01-07-2006 10:43 AM

personally - i have not
but i work with our surfers daily and alot of them document what they do :)

it is more than just devices that help increase size :)

RAM 01-07-2006 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
No bullshit and no spamming your fake pills and stuff in here please. For real, has anyone increased their penises size and how did you do it and by how much inch was it increased?


I have ...!!!

Thats right I was not alway's the RAM you know today.

There was a little RAM before and I would say the biggest increase in size was between the Ages or 12 and 15 or 16. Then that is about it...after that I have just been ME.

DWB 01-07-2006 10:48 AM

OK... this helps...

1) Lose a few pounds. As you pack on the pounds, it takes away from your length because your body girth gets bigger, your penis does not.

2) Trim your pubes back and shave the shaft of your cock all the way to where it meets your body, also shave yoru balls. This gives the illusion of a larger, fatter cock.

But there is nothing out there that really makes it gain an inch, but you can give the illusion that it is larger than it is.

Violetta 01-07-2006 11:53 AM

!
 
never tried

Spunky 01-07-2006 11:58 AM

Snake oil..save your money

gregalicious 01-07-2006 12:07 PM

I have been told by one guy that weights do work. But you have to wear them consistently. His gain was not very impressive, 'bout 1/2 inch.

If you want the details about hte weight he used and for how long, I'll ask.

Hey You . . . I Know You! 01-07-2006 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
But there is nothing out there that really makes it gain an inch, but you can give the illusion that it is larger than it is.


I use a combination of mirrors and a fog machine to create the illusion that my penis is 18 inches long. If you want more information, just e-mail me.

Quotealex 01-07-2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregalicious
I have been told by one guy that weights do work. But you have to wear them consistently. His gain was not very impressive, 'bout 1/2 inch.

If you want the details about hte weight he used and for how long, I'll ask.

Just 1/2 inch! I hear there some tribes that have 18inches + penises using this very method, but they start at a very young age and cannot get a hard erection.

mikeyddddd 01-07-2006 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
Has anyone succeded in increasing their penis size?

Staying out of cold water seems to help. Everytime my dick hits the water in the toilet bowl it turtles back up.

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mardigras 01-07-2006 12:21 PM

I'll take a grower over a shower anytime :winkwink:

chaze 01-07-2006 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imageman
I need something to reduce mine :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You too a, I feel ya pain.

Scroto 01-07-2006 12:23 PM

but but but Bob from the enzyte commercial says it worked lol

chaze 01-07-2006 12:27 PM

O.K. you know those African chics that put a ring on every year and by 50 there neck is 2 feet tall and would snap if they took them off?

I'm sure the same thing would work for a penis, just wear a stretching devise daily and after 5 -10 years you will have a couple inches for sure.

Also there is the Dick Doctor, there is a about 3-4 inches of penis inside that can surgically be brought out. :thumbsup

MetaMan 01-07-2006 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
No bullshit and no spamming your fake pills and stuff in here please. For real, has anyone increased their penises size and how did you do it and by how much inch was it increased?


you may as well of entitled the thread:

i have a small penis HELP ME

Zeina-Heart 01-07-2006 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex from Montreal
No bullshit and no spamming your fake pills and stuff in here please. For real, has anyone increased their penises size and how did you do it and by how much inch was it increased?

You know there's a special surgery for making you penis bigger.. but it isn't very popular.. I think its because when you do it you lose the intensity of your pleasure, your nerve endings aren't as not as close as they used to be before the surgery... I saw it on the discovery channel

GatorB 01-07-2006 01:35 PM

Yeah my penis increased in size greatly between ages 10 and 18.

Anyways this is stupid. If anyone found a REAL way to make your dick grow it would have been one of those giant pharmaceutical companies. The profits from that would make Viagra look like chump change.

greygoose 01-07-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by imageman
I need something to reduce mine :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

just hide the majority of it inside some pussy. :thumbsup

Matt 26z 01-07-2006 03:14 PM

I know someone who claims to have added about 1/4 of an inch by taking pills for a couple months, but I don't believe it. He believes it though.

It just doesn't make sense that they could work.

studiocritic 01-07-2006 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt 26z
I know someone who claims to have added about 1/4 of an inch by taking pills for a couple months, but I don't believe it. He believes it though.

It just doesn't make sense that they could work.

There's no reason it couldn't pack on water weight, like any other muscle. Lots of people take pills to add water to their muscles to make them bigger. One of them was really popular when i was in hs, and I can't remember the name..

Any of those will lose their effects shortly after not taking the medicine anymore.

studiocritic 01-07-2006 03:23 PM

ah, the stuff i was trying to think of is creatine i think.

leggs 01-07-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
you may as well of entitled the thread:

i have a small penis HELP ME

3 words to help you.

SEA BASS OIL

Minte 01-07-2006 04:16 PM

Buy a Porsche...that's about 1.5 extra inches...or better get a Lambo and you add nearly 3.

Matt 26z 01-07-2006 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by studiocritic
There's no reason it couldn't pack on water weight, like any other muscle. Lots of people take pills to add water to their muscles to make them bigger. One of them was really popular when i was in hs, and I can't remember the name..

Any of those will lose their effects shortly after not taking the medicine anymore.

I don't think there are any muscles in your dick, but even if there was how do you limit the pills effect to one specific muscle? It would be like a form of Creatine coming out that retained water in your bicep but not your leg muscles or any other muscle.

A lot of people want fuller lips. If pills can make your dick more full, big lips pills? Same thing as big breasts pills. They just can't work.

BuggyG 01-07-2006 04:35 PM

what.. them crack-whore strippers complaining to you??
you not living up to the whole black guys got big tool theory??

or u just got low self-esteem and just wanna get a bigger ding-a-ling?? :winkwink:

hehehehe :thumbsup

Cash 01-07-2006 04:40 PM

All the penis pills company owners have by now a huge dick, that speaks for itself :)

tony286 01-07-2006 04:45 PM

Want to make your penis look bigger to girls, make alot of money and girls will find you huge lol

Yngwie 01-07-2006 04:46 PM

when I first started hearing about affiliate programs for penis pills I thought I would join and make some cash with it, BUT I was not willing to sell something to people that I. myself did not know worked or not.. So, I bought some of these pills and tested the things.. Lets just say they do not do what they claim. So, in the end I did not promote penis pills.

Veterans Day 01-07-2006 05:01 PM

duh, ofcourse they work, there all endorsed by some foreign doctor


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