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Paul Waters 01-06-2006 07:59 PM

I Need Some GFY Advise
 
I know.... in almost every case that is a really dumb thing to do.

But I think I have an exceptional case.

I am too busy and have too little time so, I need to hire a cleaning person. That is politically correct for "hot young babe."

I am a bachelor, so no one expects my cleaning standards to be all that high. So most any female will deliver a more than satisfactory result.

Now, I live in a three bedroom condo, but the living room is my studio and is pretty barren. One bedroom is almost empty as I redecorate when and if I find the time. So the gig is not all that big. Mainly the bathrooms, vacuuming, dusting and floor washing. I estimated 1 1/2 hours of work.

I advertised on Craig's List and got two responses. One is a university girl who lives very close by. I found out she lives with two guys. The other is a young actress, who needs to make ends meet.

The student is stopping by tomorrow morning at 8:00, and the actress is scheduled for Sunday afternoon.

Now, assuming they both show, how do I decide between them?

Let me know what you think. Be evil. I am.

:)

BV 01-06-2006 08:00 PM

i'd choose whichever one looks less likely to steal anything

Paul Waters 01-06-2006 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BV
i'd choose whichever one looks less likely to steal anything

I am planning to have them come to clean when I am around.

Spunky 01-06-2006 08:03 PM

Who ever looks the best in a maids uniform

BV 01-06-2006 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
I am planning to have them come to clean when I am around.

oh ok, well then whichever one does windows

Paul Waters 01-06-2006 08:08 PM

Maids uniform and windows.... hmm.

I would prefer nude... except when she is doing the windows. Have to think about what the neighbours will think.

lol

sonofsam 01-06-2006 08:10 PM

pick the fatass woolly mammoth chick, that way you can practice wrestling moves on her

Paul Waters 01-06-2006 08:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
pick the fatass woolly mammoth chick, that way you can practice wrestling moves on her


:throwup

evanmorgan 01-06-2006 08:13 PM

if you were pimp you would hire them both :pimp

neverlearn 01-06-2006 08:13 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
pick the fatass woolly mammoth chick, that way you can practice wrestling moves on her


LiveDose 01-06-2006 08:14 PM

Which ever one is willing to clean topless in a thong... Obviously.

Paul Waters 01-06-2006 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evanmorgan
if you were pimp you would hire them both :pimp

Hmmm... I am thimking evil thoughts.

:winkwink:

Paul Waters 01-06-2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose
Which ever one is willing to clean topless in a thong... Obviously.

:thumbsup

But then I would not get any work done when she is here.

Spunky 01-06-2006 08:17 PM

Ask if they would mind helping you with a sponge bath

Chio The Pirate 01-06-2006 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
pick the fatass woolly mammoth chick, that way you can practice wrestling moves on her

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ChrisAnubis 01-06-2006 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
:thumbsup

But then I would not get any work done when she is here.

Yea, but you could just work on her.

Honestly, which ever one is willing to throw in a free fuck after she's done cleaning up would be the one I would hire. At least a blowjob.

Damn man, make it easy on yourself. Hire the easy one!

Paul Waters 01-06-2006 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisAnubis
Yea, but you could just work on her.

Honestly, which ever one is willing to throw in a free fuck after she's done cleaning up would be the one I would hire. At least a blowjob.

Damn man, make it easy on yourself. Hire the easy one!

lol

Why not? I am sure cleaning skills will not be the determining factor.


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