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Goldmaniacs 01-04-2006 05:55 PM

How to get and Escort to do anal with for no extra charge
 
discuss.

lyn1 01-04-2006 05:59 PM

Get a tranny. It is part of the service.

Lyn

Goldmaniacs 01-04-2006 06:02 PM

I never thought of that :smiling_b

Spunky 01-04-2006 06:04 PM

Get her doggystyle and just slip it in by accident..push her head deep in the pillow to muffle screams

Harmon 01-04-2006 06:05 PM

I was hoping this thread was a way to get my car to fuck me:
http://www.letshaveanauction.net/ncs...ord-escort.jpg

Goldmaniacs 01-04-2006 06:09 PM

Anything wrong with your car's tranny?
 
transmission that is :)

polle54 01-04-2006 06:15 PM

do some tracing, find anal_hobbit and I'm sure he can help you out :)

boner 2.0 01-04-2006 06:17 PM

1. call the escort
2. pay the escort
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

Goldmaniacs 01-04-2006 06:20 PM

I like the profit part, not sure I understood the rest

PixeLs 01-04-2006 06:24 PM

No extra charge=No anal treat for you :)

Trixie Racer 01-04-2006 06:50 PM

Find an escort who truely enjoys anal

Mike Okitch 01-04-2006 07:01 PM

You are an IDIOT!

She will pack up, leave and you will have lost the money you will have paid on her.

Plus, don't ever think that escorts go to clients without someone knowing where they're going. Hell, her driver might be at your building's door and doing that shit will at best get you beat up to a pulp.

If one is pissed off enough, she might even try to go the legal route and try to charge you with assault and/or rape. Sure, she will have to admit to hooking but you will have a hell of a time trying to explain why you where trying to stick it in her ass.

Lace 01-04-2006 07:15 PM

your sig sucks

Mike Okitch 01-04-2006 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lace
your sig sucks

http://www.analthai.com/pics/ChangingSubject.jpg

chupacabra 01-04-2006 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Okitch
You are an IDIOT!

She will pack up, leave and you will have lost the money you will have paid on her.

Plus, don't ever think that escorts go to clients without someone knowing where they're going. Hell, her driver might be at your building's door and doing that shit will at best get you beat up to a pulp.

If one is pissed off enough, she might even try to go the legal route and try to charge you with assault and/or rape. Sure, she will have to admit to hooking but you will have a hell of a time trying to explain why you where trying to stick it in her ass.

lol, assault? as if.. http://twash.com/iku/gayman.gif http://twash.com/iku/whipthatass.gif

Mike Okitch 01-04-2006 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chupacabra

I'm not saying a judge wouldn't throw it out. In fact, that's what would happen.

But it wouldn't stop someone pissed off enough from trying.

gornyhuy 01-04-2006 07:25 PM

Just get a fucking boyfriend you fag.

Pornwolf 01-04-2006 08:51 PM

Daaaaaaamn. Don't hold your punches do ya gornyhuy!? LOL

adultchica 01-04-2006 08:52 PM

This is one for Anal Hobbit to answer. Please indulge us OH WISE ONE

Diego 01-04-2006 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goldmaniacs
discuss.


Do you bring your lunch or walk to work? seriously.

sfera 01-04-2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lyn1
Get a tranny. It is part of the service.

Lyn



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Goldmaniacs 01-04-2006 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diego
Do you bring your lunch or walk to work? seriously.

Start your own thread :) and no to both

Goldmaniacs 01-05-2006 07:28 PM

gron-hoy, word is you are a closet transvestite. What's your problem, are you jealous of the girls on my sites?

dudette 03-18-2006 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultchica
This is one for Anal Hobbit to answer. Please indulge us OH WISE ONE

He can't because he's got an Erectile Dysfunction. :1orglaugh Ask the escorts he screwed.

dudette


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