Poetry
 

"Poem about Weed"

Sex, drugs, & rock and roll

Speed, weed, & birth control

2 all you preps who think your cool

Go FUCK yourselves cuz stoners rule

Stoners live &

Stoners die

FUCK the world

Let's go get high

-KMaNRoX ( exerpts from a post on 420times.com )

your born to live
you live to die
so fuck the world
lets get high



bunky

Smoke a little dope
And head for inner space
Women don't say nope
When I set the pace :winkwink:

beens beens the magical fruit,
the more u eat the more u poot


TOODAMNFLI

beans beans their good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
so eat more beans at every meal


bunky

I'm Chiquita Bannana, and I'm here to say
gonna kill your teacher the EASY way
peel a bannana, put it on the floor
watch the teacher fly out the door!


BONG

thats older than the crust in my moms panties

one look in the mirror
I know what I will see
my deepest fear
of insainty

I look in the mirror
all is deranged
it all becomes clear
im truely insain.

the world's oldest and shortest poem

FLEAS

Adam had'em

how about this one...

Their was a man who had a dog.
Ringo was his name-o
Lent him to a lady friend...
All night that lil dog would hunt and stick is nose up Mary's clothes and sniff her..
Come away you nawty dog
you make my paience high..
is but one man in this town who can sleep between her
Thank you for the wine.
Don't eat those navy beans they will surely make you
Farty dollars on the table, Ten dollars must be paid.
IF YOU DONT LIKE MY LIL SONG U CAN KISS MY
Ask my partner sitting on the rock
Prettiest girl in ALL this world has the tightest
Cock your pistol dont you shoot me n o w

Whatcha think?

bunky

Bahahahahahhahahahahahah ROFLMFAO!

bunky