ALL you PEOPLE that DEAL with AFFILIATES..........
 

I give you fucking "Two Juicys Up" for handling em...

Man how the fuck you do it? You must be patient people.

I am on the verge of throwing shit across the room and punching shit

Why? Because they have stupid requests and questions all the time?
Dude that's part of business. :)

Hey Juicy D!

Rather well put... :1orglaugh

I just threw my mouse at the wall

Brad post some of the stupidest shit you have been asked

sonofsam: Yo brad... i need promotional material to promote fastsize... can you hope on your webcam and make love to a raccoon
bradM: ..... ?

I've been doing it for 6 years. It all depends on the affiliate i guess. haha

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hey, can you give me free content, and give me free custom templates, and put it on free hosting, and send it free traffic, and don't forget to send me free tshirts, and free hoodies, and free caps, and other free stuff. Oh and double the amounts of my joins and payouts while you're at it!!!

http://www.texasdreams.com/biglaugh.gif

i have to say that my affiliates are not that needy. just a few things and that is it. Just a fwe are asking for a lot but that is the job.

I have little patience in general i think thats the issue.

hey affiliates , can you bring all my clients to me , advertise my site, make all my money , while i sit here and do nothing. :) :1orglaugh

Just imagine what a nightmare it would be to discover that you are the sponsor running the program?

Would you ever sign up for something that you are running? I didn't think so.

Sure there are dumb affiliates around, but look at yourself guy. You are not the picture of smart.

You are an effeminate, gut growing fool. Did you even graduate from high school?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh the trolls are out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I love all my affilates ans the questions they have

In fact ! I want them to ask me do to more stuff for em !

;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

haha, I hear you man. Some days are worse than others ;) at least you have some xanax!!! :D

why not just toss a Mr Limpy around?

dude .... don't post my ICQ logs ... :disgust

No, seriously - did you graduate from high school?

Everyone knows you are practically handicapped (mentally).

Are you currently craving deep fried food fat man?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Affiliates bring sales, do they not? This topic seems quite a bit OFF TOPIC for those of us that do sell `ships and considering the forum you are discussing it in. In fact, it's more or less degrading.

It's funny to see that those (or most of those) laughing in this thread are those that DO NOT own a program (or they own a teencie eencie one).

Not everyone is a bonehead fellas. I know I am but...

I have less than 1% of my affiliates ask questions, let alone for something special or stupid. I don?t mind, only takes a second to give them an answer.

If you are busy, just tell them to contact you later. If you don?t have the time to help at all, just tell them. And remember, you once asked stupid questions. :)

Bingo. Like I said... this is a VERY degrading post to those of us that ARE affiliates...

Let's just say that hopefully some aff proggies will come to the rescue and save it :pimp

They want everything, they even want u to send the traffic

tsk tsk tsk boys...

Juicy is so fat that when he bleeds, he bleeds bacon grease.

Have another order of french fries fat guy!

Taking care of affiliates is just like anything else...you can apply the 80/20 rule: 80% of your affiliate service requests will come from 20% of your guys.

The bottom line is we are here for the affiliates, and at RevShare, we love all our affiliates!!

Matt

i don't think that juicy really means to degrade anyone. he isn't used to dealing with people and the questions that they pose. it can be frustrating if you aren't used to it. i'm laughing at texas dreams statement because it is humorous. if i can't laugh at myself first and something someone else says secondly, then this isn't gfy anymore. its not that serious man, juicy is just venting. thts my take and perspective on it anyhow. i am not a normal person though.

Agreed. The way it comes across is like bing bam boom. Affiliates suck, they ask for everything... free galleries, free traffic, free templates... blah blah blah.

That may be true, but when people that run (OR POST FOR) an affiliate program start joining in on the action, it just looks bad. There is really no other angle to look at it when you are not a program owner (OR POSTER).

Not talking about anyone in particular, nor did I mean to fuck the thread up. Just what I observed and how I took it. That's all. I'm as big of a dick sucker as the next guy, so no harm no foul. :)

To be honest, I wish more of my affiliates would ask for assistance. I know I could give them tips that, if followed, would generate more income for them, and in turn, more income for me.

nah, i am not taking it that way. i know what you meant. no one really knows what i own. i don't make stuff like that public. i own. will isay what, not here. i am also an affiliate for several programs that won't be named and i know what shitty support is like. lucky for me, i have a great support and customer service girl that kicks ass. that 80-20 thing is true. at least 80% of what she deals with is affils that send no sales or maybe one or two a month. they get the same treatment as my guys that send 100's of joins a month. i don't think you fucked up the thread. you have a right to say whats on your mind. i thought it was funny to watch juicy crack. lets people know that its not such an easy job like everyone thinks. we're all good bro. one thing that people need to remember and i tell our support everyday. todays noob that sends 1 join a month is tomorrows whale that sends 20 joins a day. i asked my fair share of stupid questions of people back in the day. :thumbsup

The number one character of an affiliate that people desire is honesty.

Honesty, yes.

How many times have you cheated on your male lover?

Do you think anybody will trust you after you betrayed the love of your life for a little bit of strange cock?

Sorry fat man but the three people who have signed up for your program will soon quit and you won?t have any worry about ?questions? from affiliates and things like that.

Your soft brain shouldn?t be strained anyway. Go back to picking out pudding flavors and tee shirt slogans for yourself brain dead fatty.

Tip for Juicy:

get a plastic ball or something that will not break when thrown, or something that is unlikely to break things when thrown.


Helps with the stress.
Replacing a mouse every day can get to be very freaking expensive.

hmm, so what does alleged have against juicy? I'm new here, maybe this is some ongoing fued?

I can attest to that! I'm a pretty big newbie in the adult scene, not so much to HTML, coding, and hosting and such, but Matt & Co. have been prompt and very friendly whenever I had a stupid question or request. I've actually never experienced better tech support or faster replies!

Dont you have an appoinment with a hot curling iron and some vasoline? :uhoh

Isn?t it funny that you are known for your thick skull and horrible decisions, yet you insist on judging your affiliates?

Why don?t you offer an affiliate program where you pay $1 for every ball sack that is sent to you that you lick? Your affiliates would be rolling in dough and everyone would be happy.

You get to lick tons of strange ball sacks and your affiliates sit back and collect money! What more could a dumb guy like you hope for?

This is the most hilarious damn post!

You really should use a proxy when logging in with your fake alias...

troll trollll trollllllll trolllllll troll trollllllllllll

BTW intend wasnt ment to degrade any affiliates i love all of em, 9 out of 10 times i go to there site and fix shit for em and tweak it and such and give em ideas.

I love you allllllllllllllllllllllllll , except for that 1 out 500 that really is crazy

they come with the territory bro....

its like kindergarten , stick n stones .... stick n stones :)

Bahahaha... Come on now. Juicy doesn't bleed bacon grease, he bleeds "I can't believe it's not butter"

Yep Juicy sticks and stones... Like that chick yesterday flappin her yap at me.

Do they affect your job, life, family, income? Nope... NEXT TROLL PLEASE! *snap

:) RRRED hugs n kisses to you and a great year fo you :)

What is wrong juicy :(

I have a decade of retail and customer service long before I started doing affiliate support. Plus been typing on computers since BBS days, so it's not too much of a chore for me to hang out and talk with an affiliate for half of the day. Just so long as I'm not neglecting others.
Basically, if it's what you do, then it's what you do. If you're main job is something else and you try to jump on support, then you might have troubles I guess. And yeah, patience is always a good thing to have a bunch of. :)

I don't think you realize what a cock knob stickyfingerzdotnet is. You are clearly not a smart man juicy, but stickyfingerzdotnet makes you look like einstein.

If you want to convince people that you are worthy of running an affiliate program, you should try to avoid associating with ignorant hairy ass fuckers like stickyfingerzdotnet.

You should know that everyone thinks you are dumb
I don't think you realize what a cock knob stickyfingerzdotnet is. You are clearly not a smart man juicy, but stickyfingerzdotnet makes you look like einstein.

If you want to convince people that you are worthy of running an affiliate program, you should try to avoid associating with ignorant hairy ass fuckers like stickyfingerzdotnet.

You should know that everyone thinks you are dumb stickyfingerzdotnet. In addition, Juicy knows your real ID. Go back to lusting after your granny.

Dude why you using a Yahoo account and Aol?

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