Aliens will be Abducting People In Vegas!
 

This just in!

The Coalition Of Sentient Beings will be present at Internext. Do not stay in you're rooms, and do not sleep. Thats when they will get you.

They are looking for the horniest girls, and best hung studs the earth has to offer and if you are either of these two types of people you're life will be in Danger!

Besure not to slip into corners, stay with the pack and always have someone with you at all times or you run the risk of suddenly fucking one of them.

They want your sperm and the eggs of beautiful female's for the labratories to clone there own pornstars.

It is a little known fact that Earth Porn is in high demand on the outer rims of our universe. You have been warned.

You have been warned!

Anal probes for EVERYONE! Hip Hip Horay!!!

http://www.valdosta.edu/~jospoone/Pi...les/Alien7.jpg

Proof...
This poor bastard thought he was fucking Jenna Jameson with a simple mind trick.

http://www.valdosta.edu/~jospoone/Pi...les/Alien4.jpg

Obscene...

Wrong. Not if you show them a photo ID. They will release you.

we'll all find our selves naked and confused like "fire in the sky "!!!
OMFG sounds like a party!

http://www.kunstkrake.de/img/galerie.../alienNorm.jpg

So if people start missing...

You Have Been Warned.

Hung hot studs .... :eek7 ... I'm fucked ... there going to get me ...I'm bringing my foil hat

:1orglaugh

I heard the langoliers are also coming :uhoh

No tricks at all--it's just the alcohol.

great piece of fiction.