Have you ever heard of a totally legitimate licensed massage therapist?
 

Have you ever heard of a totally legitimate licensed massage therapist?

Don?t they all kind of get freaky, if and when the situation calls for it?

There's a hippy chick that lives across the street from me who's licensed. She works out of her house and has many clients who are elderly and people who have had injuries, so I think she's legit.

this thread sucks.

If she is good looking, maybe you should "test" her out.

Depression sucks, but there is an answer for you.

Park your car in the garage. Close the garage door (be sure to keep the car running). Just sit in the car and wait for your blissful, sweet relief.

If you can't wait any longer, just shoot yourself in the head. It is a violent way to go, but it will all be over for you in a second.

Good luck and I'm glad you at least made it through 2005!!!