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bjjb 12-31-2005 02:24 PM
Dad found my fleshlight!
 
He was over at my house today and saw the shipping boxes on my couch and picked on of the tubes up and wanted to know what it was. So I showed him the insert and told him it was a sex toy. If he ever doubted I was a perv I dont think he does now :1orglaugh I said I had a couple of extras and did he want one. He just smiled, shook his head and left. hehe I almost gave him one for Xmas. Just what every 59 year old man needs :thumbsup

adultchica 12-31-2005 02:34 PM
LMAO@bjjb ....

Jarmusch 12-31-2005 02:43 PM
If you ever offer your dad a fleshlight, make sure you include the complimentary tube of lube and viagra. :smokin

Sosa 12-31-2005 02:49 PM
omg lol! that would have been hilarious

OG LennyT 12-31-2005 03:19 PM
It is a good gift idea.... although a bit strange giving one to pops

LOL

Manowar 12-31-2005 03:22 PM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hentaivip 12-31-2005 04:29 PM
:) :) :)

Juicy D. Links 12-31-2005 04:31 PM
Lmaoooooo

sickkittens 12-31-2005 04:41 PM
I showed my family Mr. Limpy on XMas. That was a good laugh. :1orglaugh

TheLegacy 12-31-2005 05:01 PM
not sure I would have told him - I'd always be fearful using it afterwards that he maybe snuck it into the bathroom and used it sometime when I didn't know - kind of sick and something to think about next time you whip it out

bjjb 12-31-2005 05:06 PM
lol no problem. I have 3 and my "baby" isnt left out in the open lol

cool1 12-31-2005 05:17 PM
rotflmao good one

jacked 12-31-2005 05:17 PM
thats to fucking funny :1orglaugh

lagwagon 12-31-2005 05:22 PM
thats really funny

SMG 12-31-2005 05:26 PM
I wouldve told him it was a special kind of glass, poured some beer into the slit and offered it to him with "cheers!"

bjjb 12-31-2005 05:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SMG
I wouldve told him it was a special kind of glass, poured some beer into the slit and offered it to him with "cheers!"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ramos 12-31-2005 05:34 PM
lololololololol

Scroto 12-31-2005 05:45 PM
classic lol :thumbsup

pussyluver 12-31-2005 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bjjb
He was over at my house today and saw the shipping boxes on my couch and picked on of the tubes up and wanted to know what it was. So I showed him the insert and told him it was a sex toy. If he ever doubted I was a perv I dont think he does now :1orglaugh I said I had a couple of extras and did he want one. He just smiled, shook his head and left. hehe I almost gave him one for Xmas. Just what every 59 year old man needs :thumbsup
Hey there sunny!!! I'm 57 and manage a hardon without Viagra. Maybe dad does just fine on his own. Now when you're is age, what's it gonna be?? Limp cock or what? I've seen couples in their late seventies having sex at a singers club. GrandPa was nice and hard. Of course no one wanted to swing with 'em, but they had a blast on their own.

Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board. So start now, ya got a long way to catch up to either one of us. I shouldn't of spoke out on behalf of baddog, but he get's some shit. Us AARP guys got to stick together.

bjjb 12-31-2005 05:59 PM
LOL@Sunny! hehe Hell im 40. Im not saying any thing bad about old folks and sex. Im suire dad or you or any other old man can get it up any time ya want. :) I sure as hell hope I can when im your age hehe

Vitasoy 12-31-2005 06:08 PM
lol.. glad I wasn't drinking anything

clickhappy 12-31-2005 06:32 PM
great story
was it the lips, pussy, or the butt hole?
:1orglaugh

Adultnet 12-31-2005 06:35 PM
omg... lol :)

sonofsam 12-31-2005 06:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by adultchica
LMAO@bjjb ....
LMAO@adultchica LMAO@bjjb

LMAOx5734

bjjb 12-31-2005 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clickhappy
great story
was it the lips, pussy, or the butt hole?
:1orglaugh
Pussy. I found the lips one to look way too much lke a guy and I aint into gay sex. And im not into anal.

Alleged Indecent Exposure 12-31-2005 06:54 PM
bjjb, most know you as the dude that meets dudes in public restrooms for anonymous sex.

No need to deny your "secret" desires for strange man cock, we are all friends here.

Your fleshlight fantasy secret is safe with me!

pornguy 12-31-2005 06:56 PM
Wonder what mom would think??? My mom would not understand. She is wayyyy to old.

Spunky 12-31-2005 06:56 PM
Even Dads rub one out

bjjb 12-31-2005 06:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alleged Indecent Exposure
bjjb, most know you as the dude that meets dudes in public restrooms for anonymous sex.

No need to deny your "secret" desires for strange man cock, we are all friends here.

Your fleshlight fantasy secret is safe with me!
Hey that was a LONG time ago and you swore youd never tell , fucker :1orglaugh

bjjb 01-01-2006 04:32 PM
I was over at mom and dads today and she didnt look at me funny or anything so i guess my secrets safe from her. I think maybe cause dads gonna come back and ask for one later. lol

Rui 01-01-2006 05:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pussyluver
Hey there sunny!!! I'm 57 and manage a hardon without Viagra. Maybe dad does just fine on his own. Now when you're is age, what's it gonna be?? Limp cock or what? I've seen couples in their late seventies having sex at a singers club. GrandPa was nice and hard. Of course no one wanted to swing with 'em, but they had a blast on their own.

Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board. So start now, ya got a long way to catch up to either one of us. I shouldn't of spoke out on behalf of baddog, but he get's some shit. Us AARP guys got to stick together.
ouuchh did it touched a nerve or something? no need to get all pissed :winkwink:

je_rome 01-01-2006 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bjjb
I think maybe cause dads gonna come back and ask for one later. lol
you bet. just wait a while and he'll bring his friends over.

bjjb 01-01-2006 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by je_rome
you bet. just wait a while and he'll bring his friends over.
Hes got a couple of hotties he shares a ride to and from work with. Wish to hell he would bring them over lol

eZe 01-01-2006 06:18 PM
bjjb - That is funny dude.
hey post here to win a flesh light and for free time to chat with hot live cam girls. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=558346

MandyBlake 01-01-2006 06:19 PM
you don't put your sex toys away before your family comes over? lol

Alex 01-01-2006 06:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pussyluver
Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nico-t 01-01-2006 06:33 PM
seriously when id get a fleshlight for free id give it to my dads birthday. I already gave him a porn flick in the past haha..

baddog 01-01-2006 06:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by pussyluver

Think Baddog is in his 50s too. So your saying he can't get it up anymore? He's prolly doing more pussy than most on the board. So start now, ya got a long way to catch up to either one of us. I shouldn't of spoke out on behalf of baddog, but he get's some shit. Us AARP guys got to stick together.

I don't think I have ever even seen a viagra tablet

bjjb 01-01-2006 07:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by eZe
bjjb - That is funny dude.
hey post here to win a flesh light and for free time to chat with hot live cam girls. http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=558346
But ive already got 3 man. WTF do I need another one for? lol

woj 01-01-2006 07:20 PM
:1orglaugh

pussyluver 01-01-2006 07:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rui
ouuchh did it touched a nerve or something? no need to get all pissed :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

pussyluver 01-01-2006 08:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by baddog
I don't think I have ever even seen a viagra tablet

Wanna buy some? Or try SensiPill! see sig.

With the young ladies I see you with baddog, not to worry, you won't be needing any pills...

reynold 01-01-2006 08:04 PM
Your Dad wished there was a fleshlight during his time. :winkwink:

bjjb 01-01-2006 08:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by reynold
Your Dad wished there was a fleshlight during his time. :winkwink:
He had a stack of Hustlers Penthouses and other good mags. None of the Playboy stuff. ;) Didnt need a fleshlight

DraX 01-01-2006 09:16 PM
you gave me a good laugh haha


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