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uno 12-30-2005 01:38 AM

New Years Eve Webmaster Party @ Juicy's house!!!
 
Come one, come all. New Years Eve party at Juicy's house in Amityville, Long Island!!!

He wanted to make this a total surprise for tomorrow night but I couldn't hold it in any longer. I also figured we'd get a better turnout if I released this sensitive information a night early.

Any webmaster in the tri-state area(NY, NJ, CT) is welcome to come out. Please RSVP with Juicy's personal home line @ (516) 730-7245.

There will be an open bar all night long into the following afternoon. If you plan on drinking keys will be requested. They will be returned after you pass our bouncers' own sobriety test to help cut down on our liability. It would also be a good idea to store any valuables with our security staff as things can get out of hand a la casa de Jugoso.

Bottles of Cristal will be available at midnight for each attendee. One per attendee unless other arrangements have been made or the attendee is willing to pay for each bottle after their initial free bottle. Don't try to fool our security staff. They WILL know and they don't like to be fucked with.

Please RSVP first:
(516) 730-7245

and mapquest yourself out directions from here:
NYGiggalo Central!

We can't wait to party all night! Fleshlights available upon request.

Major (Tom) 12-30-2005 01:42 AM

im there :) :1orglaugh

duke

martyVP 12-30-2005 01:44 AM

maybe i can fly in for 1 night from Cali...limo waiting for me?

StickyGreen 12-30-2005 01:45 AM

lol, i recognize that number...

uno 12-30-2005 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by martyVP
maybe i can fly in for 1 night from Cali...limo waiting for me?

Marty, you would undoubtedly be given the golden treatment. I don't mean the one by Duke either, unless you are into that sort of thing.

Brujah 12-30-2005 01:47 AM

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Big Red Machine 12-30-2005 01:50 AM

SHhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah man sounds like a plan Uno

uno 12-30-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brujah

Dude, its a stigma of Juicy's town for around 30 some odd years. It's not funny.

Murderous 12-30-2005 01:51 AM

Damn... finally something a little closer to home, still 6 1/2 hr drive though. Would love to come but have other plans :(

I bet a party at Juicys crib would rock!

V_RocKs 12-30-2005 02:02 AM

(516) 730-7245 = rejectionhotline.com

Big Red Machine 12-30-2005 02:21 AM

Ut oh UNO your master plan

emthree 12-30-2005 02:30 AM

wow, you have too much time on your hands.

adamneve 12-30-2005 02:52 AM

will dolls be available ?

BrettJ 12-30-2005 03:14 AM

Sounds like a popping party.

I got some bottles of cristal for $165 from a NY wine store, recently. In seattle it runs $195-205. you'll have to hook me up with your distributor.

SinisterStudios 12-30-2005 04:43 AM

Shit i cant beleive you guys are throwing a party the same night i was going to throw a New Years Eve Webmaster Bash, Except mine has all the free whore you can fuck and all the Cristal you can drink, plus a free case of cristal and a big bag of 420 for each and every attendee. Thanks for messing up my plans, now i have no idea what im going to do with all these whore and booze

8 Characters 12-30-2005 04:55 AM

muahahahahaaaaaaaa..... I hope a lot of people ring that phone number ;)

djroof 12-30-2005 05:03 AM

THis will be great... but I am so far away... :( we waiting pics!

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2005 07:36 AM

come one come all!!!!!!!!!!!

MindyBlingBucks 12-30-2005 07:47 AM

Damn Juicy, I didn't know you live in Amityville, I'm in like the next town over. But I promised a friend in Freeport that I'd go to his party. :(

modF 12-30-2005 01:59 PM

Dude I'm there, how many people can I bring?

uno 12-30-2005 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by modF
Dude I'm there, how many people can I bring?

I'll give you a +4 as long as at least 2 of them are industry related.

cybermike 12-30-2005 03:09 PM

This will be a sweet party

uno 12-30-2005 04:12 PM

Damn straight it'll rock!

panchodog's izzy 12-30-2005 04:16 PM

Damn, Uno, for some reason, there seems to be a hell of a lot of parties planned for that very same day...

You should have picked a less crowded day for your New Years Party...

I have an opening on my agenda, for January 12th, I believe it is a weekday, or maybe it is a Sunday?

Mmmmmm, perhaps it is a Monday...


:)

uno 12-30-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by panchodog's izzy
Damn, Uno, for some reason, there seems to be a hell of a lot of parties planned for that very same day...

You should have picked a less crowded day for your New Years Party...

I have an opening on my agenda, for January 12th, I believe it is a weekday, or maybe it is a Sunday?

Mmmmmm, perhaps it is a Monday...


:)

It's cool. All the ballers will be there. Where the ballers go, the people follow.

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2005 05:20 PM

We got 100 + people coming , I have 6 hookers , 6 strippers and the food is catered n shit

Pornwolf 12-30-2005 05:27 PM

That should be a nice party. Too bad I didn't hear of it earlier!

uno 12-30-2005 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf
That should be a nice party. Too bad I didn't hear of it earlier!

Believe me, its big enough to change your plans.

Spunky 12-30-2005 06:56 PM

I'm flying in for this yo :thumbsup Just keep Izzy's dog locked up

sickkittens 12-30-2005 07:07 PM

I'll go only if Izzz brings his Fleshlights.

uno 12-30-2005 08:26 PM

There is a special room seperated into cubicles with privacy walls and curtain for new affiliates to "test drive" some of the fleshlight products. The room will be decked out with blacklights, a few candles, and the smoothe sounds of ABBA. Juicy and Izzy will be walking around giving personal de monstrations to whomever requests them.

In case you were wondering...

YES!

We will have a wide range of lubrication products available. We know that one lube does not lube all and that some may be allergic.

We are also proud to announce the sponsorship of this party by Mobbucks. NY_Tim will be sporting a new, "in production" model of the fleshlight featuring realistic human pubic hair for those that like hirsute toys in both the anal, vaginal, and mouth(we call it the Freddy Mercury) models.

Show up early and Cum, Cum again.

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2005 11:21 PM

last bump

Juicy D. Links 12-30-2005 11:23 PM

IMPORTANT:

If you plan on drinking keys will be requested

PatrickKing 12-30-2005 11:43 PM

I cant make it But I wish You all a great new year! Health Wealth and happiness to all of you fuckers!!! :)

uno 12-31-2005 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
IMPORTANT:

If you plan on drinking keys will be requested

I just want to quote this for emphasis.

uno 12-31-2005 02:36 PM

One last bump for the last minute people.

modF 12-31-2005 05:14 PM

I'm leaving in about 10 minutes, pics will be posted tomorrow!

uno 12-31-2005 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by modF
I'm leaving in about 10 minutes, pics will be posted tomorrow!

People are already starting to arrive. This is going to be a great New Year!

Lace 12-31-2005 06:18 PM

daaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, wish i woulda known!!! im right in baltimore... :(

uno 01-02-2006 10:57 AM

That was a crazy time. I'm still not recovered! Bigger post on this later.

modF 01-02-2006 11:02 AM

No shit, my pants were trashed I tossed them as soon as I got home.


Good times..


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