Biz question: what does alarm clocks have to do with viagra?
 

I know you must be getting that spam about your neighbors losing their alarm clock. I have gotten hundreds (at least) and finally opened one to see what they were selling. I could not believe it was Viagra.

What the hell does one have to do with the other? And as far as subjects go, my neighbors and their alarm clock has to rank fairly low on the totem pole.

The both get you up?

I hope viagra works better than alarm clocks . . . they never had much effect on me.