I have been stewing about this shit all day, I now know the secret to being rich...

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  • newbreed
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2003
    • 9898

    #1

    I have been stewing about this shit all day, I now know the secret to being rich...

    So my neighbor calls me this morning at 7:00a.m. on the dot. Needs the coupon on page 27 of the phone book for the heating and cooling place. It's a 10%'er for service calls. Now look, I am all about getting the heat fixed, but FFS, 7:00a.m., to save 10%???

    There you go, you can all thank me later.

    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #2
    if it is a $7,000 repair job, it might be worth clipping that coupon

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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      I saved more using Geico

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      • beemk
        CLICK HERE
        • Jan 2002
        • 20829

        #4
        so whats the secret?
        I host with Vacares

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        • Rob
          I'm a great bowler.
          • Nov 2003
          • 13310

          #5
          How is that a secret to being rich? If you wanted to be rich you wouldn't pay to get it fixed but instead invest what you would have spent on the heating repair in a HV/AC company. Then have them repair it and write it off on your taxes as a business expense.

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          • newbreed
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2003
            • 9898

            #6
            Originally posted by beemk
            so whats the secret?
            Read it a little slower, you'll get it, I promise.

            Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
            I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
            fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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            • devilspost
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 3980

              #7
              The real secret is to offer him 20% off and you go over tap on it a few times and wipe down the dust off the outside of the furnace go home with the 200 bucks. Then block his number ;)

              Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

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              • newbreed
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 9898

                #8
                Originally posted by Rob
                How is that a secret to being rich? If you wanted to be rich you wouldn't pay to get it fixed but instead invest what you would have spent on the heating repair in a HV/AC company. Then have them repair it and write it off on your taxes as a business expense.
                I agree with this statement and will pass that on. I am also turning my ringer off for the rest of the winter.

                Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                • escorpio
                  I love to racism, bro!
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 23487

                  #9
                  Never answer the phone at 7:00 a.m. It's always bad news.
                  Unvaxxed, still alive.

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                  • newbreed
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 9898

                    #10
                    Originally posted by devilspost
                    The real secret is to offer him 20% off and you go over tap on it a few times and wipe down the dust off the outside of the furnace go home with the 200 bucks. Then block his number ;)
                    Except I'm not the repair person, I was the one stupid enough to answer the phone so I could cut a fucking coupon out for them.

                    Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                    I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                    fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                    • beemk
                      CLICK HERE
                      • Jan 2002
                      • 20829

                      #11
                      Originally posted by newbreed
                      Read it a little slower, you'll get it, I promise.
                      i said that because you didnt post anything worthy of being a secret to being rich.
                      I host with Vacares

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                      • devilspost
                        Confirmed User
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 3980

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Rob
                        How is that a secret to being rich? If you wanted to be rich you wouldn't pay to get it fixed but instead invest what you would have spent on the heating repair in a HV/AC company. Then have them repair it and write it off on your taxes as a business expense.
                        I like this idea better even tho I fix everthing myself.

                        Brothels and Escorts Worldwide.

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                        • newbreed
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 9898

                          #13
                          Originally posted by escorpio
                          Never answer the phone at 7:00 a.m. It's always bad news.
                          You know, I am learning that more and more. It's always someone I don't want to talk to. I really thought this early in the morning it was something serious like maybe my garage was on fire or some shit, or there house was on fire and maybe I outta get my roof wet real quick or something.

                          I think i am just going to set the damn coupon books outside the front door and leave them there, let's not even bother with the phone call part of it in the future.

                          Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                          I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                          fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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                          • JohnnyUtah
                            Confirmed User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 826

                            #14
                            ur a homo

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                            • newbreed
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 9898

                              #15
                              Originally posted by beemk
                              i said that because you didnt post anything worthy of being a secret to being rich.
                              It meant a lot to most of the people on here, who are not rich, but might need a tip such as use coupons when you can.

                              Loryn ‎(3:16 PM):
                              I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
                              fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before

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