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2HousePlague 12-26-2005 10:16 AM

SEO Tip #9 n/c
 
This is a funny one.

I've been suggesting to you that SEO is very much like "courting" the spider, and how that then begins to assume the dimensions of a relationship.

Relationships -- we ALL have them, and some with beings who thrall in making their desires unknowable to those who may satisfy them.

The father too aloof, too official, too wrapped up in his work, who never notices that it his very demeanor that keeps the poor child away, and not her will. If only once he but looked her in the eye, she would run to him, and they would both be hugged.

The beautiful woman, shrivelled under the heat lamps of men's desire. Thinking all attention greedy lust she wears a sardonic grimace on her face, quite hideous in effect. "There is a man there", I sometimes want to shout to her, but I never do. She'll either see him loving her from where she's never let him past, or she won't.


Assumptions are poison. Yet we seem to make the wildest ones about the most important things.

It was only after I made the Spider a whore that she truly began to do my bidding.


2hp

Chris 12-26-2005 10:18 AM

jesus christ your post give me a fucking headache

YOU TRY WAYYYYY TO DAMN HARD HOMIE

candyflip 12-26-2005 10:19 AM

Please pass me some of whatever it is you're smoking.

So long as it's not crack.

Basic_man 12-26-2005 10:23 AM

SEO tip? WTF? I can't understand half of what you said :D

2HousePlague 12-26-2005 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
SEO tip? WTF? I can't understand half of what you said :D

Which half did you understand?

CamRabbit 12-26-2005 10:53 AM

is this the Lawrence Connor guy?

martinsc 12-26-2005 10:54 AM

damn, what are you on?

Ace-wtf 12-26-2005 11:27 AM

turn your spider into a whore

INever 12-26-2005 12:57 PM

Fuck yeah. I'll have some of that. Fuck the spider whore bitch mistress. Fuck her hard so she twitches! Then maybe cuddle up softly with loveable sweet content in the morning. And remember some time to flash some cash. :pimp


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