Is It Wrong To Masterbate On Christmas????
 

just wondering...

If it is, i was already wrong once today.

only if you use your christmas stocking for cleanup

My fleshlight gets here thursday.

if u masterbate thinking in Santa cud be wrong

If you do your penis will rot and eventually fall off. You have been warned.

:helpme :helpme

i rubbed one out earlier

If you have to ask, you're too young to be on the board.

I think it is kinda like giving yourself a Christmas present...

yes, it kills kittens

I don't know. But, I waited until after midnight to be sure.

What a horrible, horrible question! :mad:

exactlly

Masturbation is always wrong.

play with yourself whenever you want!

Just have someone do it for you.

ideally -- lol -- but the hypnotic bouncing is also poweful

Is It Wrong To Masterbate On Christmas????

you should learn to spell it first!

:Oh crap :Oh crap

If its wrong to masturbate on Christmas, then it's wrong to masturbate any day.

Its only wrong to masturbaste on the Christmas Tree

God told us it was wrong to masterbate anytime.. so yes :D

Only if you blow your load on the virgin mary!!

marry x mas :)

what is wrong mal is a 1.5 MEG sig :helpme

fuuuuuuuuuck. :(

in the scriptures there's some nonsense that it's a big sin to 'spill your seed upon the ground' which supposedly is a euphemism for masturbation. HOWEVER there is nothing in the Bible regarding fucking the Christmas turkey and basting it with your own DNA marinade.

sig placement lol

As long as you saved your juice and sent it to JUicy as a christmas present.. :thumbsup

I don't think so..

Prepare yourself for a screwed up 2006.

Its ok, if you use someone else's hands and return the favor! Tis the season of "giving!"

No but get out and meet more people

Its only wrong if its 5<