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BoyAlley 12-24-2005 06:21 PM

Christians Are Fucking Retards & Merry Christmas
 
Ok come on now, does anyone REALLY buy all of the Jesus Christ Bible bullshit?

I mean, what kind of fucktards actually think that shit is real?

Oh well, Merry Christmas! :thumbsup

Spunky 12-24-2005 06:22 PM

Blasphemy..repent sinner..Jesus forgives everybody

Harmon 12-24-2005 06:22 PM

fuck you faggetti :1orglaugh

Merry Xmas

OTerror 12-24-2005 06:22 PM

whats your religion?

BoyAlley 12-24-2005 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OTerror
whats your religion?

I'm a Fagnostic. :thumbsup

nico-t 12-24-2005 06:23 PM

religion is bad for your health

baddog 12-24-2005 06:23 PM

If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

MetaMan 12-24-2005 06:23 PM

i know its probly hard to read the bible with a cock in your face all the time. :2 cents:

STFU

SquireMD 12-24-2005 06:24 PM

only a few billion people...

merry christmas mr. alley

Monique Niccole 12-24-2005 06:26 PM

Gay people are fucking retards. Does anyone really believe that two men were meant to mate?

Now see how that ignorance thing works both ways?

MetaMan 12-24-2005 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
Gay people are fucking retards. Does anyone really believe that two men were meant to mate?

Now see how that ignorance thing works both ways?


:1orglaugh that was beautiful!

BoyAlley 12-24-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
Gay people are fucking retards. Does anyone really believe that two men were meant to mate?

I don't think most straight people that I know were meant to mate. Nature dictates that only the strongest of the species should be able to reproduce, to insure healthy future generations.

Humans are the only species in which any gimp under the sun can, and does, procreate.

Alex 12-24-2005 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

Brings the family together.
Exchanging presents.(Helps Economy)
And a lot of people do a lot of charity in the name of CHristmas.

Alex 12-24-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Nature dictates that only the strongest of the species should be able to reproduce, to insure healthy future generations.

Which is why gay people cant reproduce.
Nature's way of weeding out the problem :winkwink:

BoyAlley 12-24-2005 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

I'm gay, I like to decorate :thumbsup

BoyAlley 12-24-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex
Which is why gay people cant reproduce.
Nature's way of weeding out the problem :winkwink:

Thank god for that, amen brother! The last thing I'd want to have to worry about is shitting out a newborn.

baddog 12-24-2005 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Thank god for that, amen brother! The last thing I'd want to have to worry about is shitting out a newborn.


I guess that is the orifice it would come out of.

escorpio 12-24-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I'm gay, I like to decorate :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
You silly goose!

Monique Niccole 12-24-2005 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I don't think most straight people that I know were meant to mate. Nature dictates that only the strongest of the species should be able to reproduce, to insure healthy future generations.

Humans are the only species in which any gimp under the sun can, and does, procreate.

By "mate", I didn't mean procreate; and it still doesn't change the ignorance of your initial statement.

I'm not even that religious. I go to church only on the off chance that I want to hear a little gospel music and I've been known to lick a little snatch. But I believe in not telling people to go fuck themselves for their beliefs or their the way they choose to live their lives. :2 cents:

FlogTheLog 12-24-2005 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
If not Christian, why celebrate Christ's birthday? Doesn't make sense.

Amen to that..

BoyAlley 12-24-2005 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
By "mate", I didn't mean procreate;

Then you're going to burn in hell, because most major religions believe that having sex for the sole purpose of gratification is sinful. Use condoms? Use birth control? Jackoff and spill your seed on paper towels? Burn!

Besides, you take shit WAY too seriously, and sound like you have a bigger dick stuck up your ass than I usually do.

Chill.

Monique Niccole 12-24-2005 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Besides, you take shit WAY too seriously, and sound like you have a bigger dick stuck up your ass than I usually do.

Chill.

Not even close. I'm actually just fucking around with you and wasting some time in between working.

I didn't think you were all that serious in your initial post and I'm just busting your balls.

BoyAlley 12-24-2005 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrekete
I didn't think you were all that serious in your initial post and I'm just busting your balls.

Fag :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

fris 12-24-2005 06:55 PM

god is female. what man would make up thou shall not commit adultery.

Monique Niccole 12-24-2005 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Fag :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I hope you get coal in your stocking :winkwink:

nico-t 12-24-2005 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris
god is female. what man would make up thou shall not commit adultery.

a gay man?

:1orglaugh

buddyjuf 12-24-2005 07:13 PM

Hey WTF has this thread become?

BoyAlley, I am not gay but I have nothing against gay people
and besides, I am a metro :Graucho

Merry Xmas to all!

BoyAlley 12-24-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
Hey WTF has this thread become?

BoyAlley, I am not gay but I have nothing against gay people
and besides, I am a metro :Graucho

I KNOW tell me about it!!!! They make such a big deal out of persecuting Christians these days.

Heck there was time when barbecuing them over an open fire or feeding them to lions was an acceptable and much loved pastime.

Ah, the good old days.... :thumbsup

xNetworx 12-24-2005 07:48 PM

This post is wrong in so many ways :1orglaugh

devilspost 12-24-2005 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
This post is wrong in so many ways :1orglaugh

True dat but he is right nobody buys the shit fo real they say they do so they can belong to the herd.

MetaMan 12-24-2005 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost
True dat but he is right nobody buys the shit fo real they say they do so they can belong to the herd.


thanks gangster, now say it in english. :1orglaugh

spacedog 12-24-2005 08:31 PM

some devout christain today was searching websites on "Crucifixion" today on MSN & arrived at my blog. :1orglaugh I wonder if he or she was shocked into genuflection :1orglaugh

Not sure if I spelled that right? Genuflection, what an odd word.

devilspost 12-24-2005 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
thanks gangster, now say it in english. :1orglaugh

Where is the white craker honkey translation site dats what a brother be needn dont make me axe you again.

escorpio 12-24-2005 10:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bdjuf
BoyAlley, I am not gay but I have nothing against gay people
and besides, I am a metro

metro = fag that hasn't come out yet


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