You Will Be Judged!!!!
 

just got another fucking jury duty notice......

I fucking hate these things....

god help the poor fucker that will be judged by the Amputator. :boid

You want to get out of jury duty this is all you have to do. Worked for my grandfather, and everyone I know who has used it.

When they ask you about likes and dislikes or prejudices... all you have to say is, "I hate ******s, jews, and cops".

You will be excused from duty.

Tell the absolute truth when they ask your occupation in the selection process and you'll be home by lunch. lol

yeah.... good plan [Labret]... I'm kinda hoping I can accomplish that effect completely without the spoken word, just by showing up in a muscle T and tattoos-a-blazin'..... :Graucho

HA!!! ( Mr. Burns voice: ) Excellent!

Perfect Gem....:thumbsup

I hadn't even thought of that..... I have no doubt that should do the trick. :winkwink:

just tell them you build 'adult' pay sites...

AMP ... uhm... I hate to be the one to tell you this .. but those letters that keep coming in the mail .. .those aren't jury duty notices .. those are subpoenas. you've missed trial 5 times already!

oh shit.....


i think I hear them comin'.....

gotta go now...

Ask them if they can hurry up the interview process because otherwise you'll be late to your Klan meeting.

LOL
:1orglaugh I am gonna try it.

you dont have to go to that shit.
Make up a work excuse.
Only the idiots get sucked itno having to go to that shit.

Fuck that shit.
Fuck the System.
Fuck The Man that supports his system.

simply put, fuck authority ;)

Thats right fuck US justice, Bow to the Power!

I have to get out of it.... I've gotten out of every single one to date... I must maintain my flawless streak here....

I always managed to get out of jury duty so last year I filled out my form and sent it in so I can be a good little citizen and support the system. We use an automated phone system out here, designed to let you know if you need to appear the following day. So after five days of waiting for my big chance to judge some poor bastich I complete my obligation and never once set foot into a courtroom. That sucked. Next time I'll just make up a work excuse. I tried.