Heading out to WalMart
 

to buy food for the holiday feast.

This should really put me in the Christmas spirit.

Try not to kill anyone.

don't forget your battle gear. its a nightmare out there. i was just at walmart.

crazyness.

Those bags of pre cooked sausage pattys they sell there kick fucking ass.

Trust me.

get viscious man

I gotta head out there on my way out of town later... Not looking forward to it

Did you make it ok.
It was nuts when I went there an hour ago

I did make it okay. And I was proud of me, because I tend to be what is politely called "high strung". I didn't lose it once. I just accepted that it was not going to happen quickly. And I parked my cart at the end of the aisles, gathered groceries into my arms, and dodged the minefields of other customers having meltdowns.

Then I came home, collected the munchkin from his dad's so we could bake cookies for Santa. After we were done, I took him back to his dad's.

Then I headed straight for the bar, and proceeded to drink 8 hours.

who fucking shops at walmart!