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Sarah_Jayne 12-21-2005 04:41 AM

Some idiot stole a baby penguin
 
Fears grow for stolen penguin

LONDON (AFP) - Fears grew for a little three-month-old jackass penguin stolen three days earlier from a zoo on the Isle of Wight, off the south coast of England.

Toga, who is just 30 centimetres (12 inches) tall, with the brown and white colouring of a baby penguin that still relies on its parents to feed, is liable to die without special care, zoo officials say.

"Toga is very vocal and makes a noise like a donkey braying -- hence the name 'jackass penguin'," a Hampshire police spokeswoman said.

"He needs a special diet with supplements and he also needs to be kept cool, with access to plenty of fresh water."

Karen Bright of the Amazon World zoo said: "Someone must know of his whereabouts. Our main priority is to have the baby returned as soon as possible."

One theory is that Toga was the victim of the popularity of the wildlife documentary "March of the Penguins," recently released in Britain, which depicts the life of emperor penguins in the brutal Antarctic.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20051220...n_051220171945

ilbb 12-21-2005 05:07 AM

fucking idiots...let kick their balls!

reynold 12-21-2005 05:08 AM

I found out the stolen penguin.
http://badexample.mu.nu/archives/bir...%20success.jpg

Sarah_Jayne 12-21-2005 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by reynold


eek! :1orglaugh

Violetta 12-21-2005 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold

haha... who wants to steal a penguin anyway?

He had to be drunk!

Ace-wtf 12-21-2005 06:50 AM

maybe someone was hungry?

Screaming 12-21-2005 06:58 AM

fucking idiots lol

Stallion 12-21-2005 06:59 AM

penguins are cute. hope they find the little baby before it gets hurt..

Th!nk 12-21-2005 08:26 AM

totally idiot! hahaha!

KingK7 12-21-2005 08:27 AM

What?? I gave him some fish sticks and stuck him in the fridge, he'll be FINE!

Jennyfer 12-21-2005 02:27 PM

OMG...people can be so stupid some times.

LoriAnderson 12-21-2005 02:39 PM

they are stupid thats for sure.. hope they get caught

WonderWoman 12-21-2005 02:40 PM

Its cus of the damn March of the Penguins movie and those Coca Cola commercials. Penguins havnet been commercialized like that in a while.

WebairGerard 12-21-2005 02:43 PM

bastards!!!

TroubleTonya 12-21-2005 02:44 PM

Hopefully whoever did this will come to their senses and realize they cannot raise a baby penguin! DUMBASSES

Sarah_Jayne 12-21-2005 03:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MoneyShotMadame
Its cus of the damn March of the Penguins movie and those Coca Cola commercials. Penguins havnet been commercialized like that in a while.

Well, it still requires a special type of stupid.

WonderWoman 12-21-2005 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc
Well, it still requires a special type of stupid.

Yeah you are right about that.

pornguy 12-21-2005 03:02 PM

But he is right.

The sale of dalmations was nuts after the 101 dalmations movie. And then all the the dogs ended up in the pound because they are hyper.

Dalai lama 12-21-2005 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

Nice photoshop ;)

EroticySteve 12-21-2005 03:05 PM

not again.

ContentSlut 12-21-2005 03:11 PM

Adam sandler wanted to kill one

Scott McD 12-21-2005 04:10 PM

Fucking retards...

Vitasoy 12-21-2005 05:13 PM

That is just horrible :( What a bastard

Sam Granger 12-21-2005 05:20 PM

Why the fuck would anyone want a penguin anyway? Don't you think people will find out that you have a donkeysounding pengiun noise coming from your room? How did it get transported out of the zoo unseen?

tristan_D 12-21-2005 05:35 PM

a mad scientist stole the penguin in his attempt to cross breed and make one like this
http://www.voote.com/images/Reg.143.3.jpg

jade_dragon 12-21-2005 06:00 PM

haha BLAME THE MEDIA!!! I love it. Special suppliments hunh, because in the wild it is not just eating regurgitated sea life..........

Spunky 12-21-2005 06:09 PM

The thing is probably already dead..unless you know what you are doing it will be very hard for the little guy to survive

PixeLs 12-21-2005 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by reynold

MUtation. :1orglaugh


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