Anybody in here a GUIDO????
 

Anyone??

If you dont know what that is il explain

kinda

I toned it down a lot since I moved from NJ
When I first hit the High Desert of SoCal, it was like My Cousin Vinny meets Tremors

lol

I never leave my house without a head full of gel and cologne

no please explain guido

and while your doing it i'll be getting a couple of my buddies together to womp your head like a tijuana hooker that just gave toothy head.

So... for all of us non Americans; What the fuck is a Guido? Please explain, I'd hate to be missing out on a good insult.

(edited for dyslexic mongoloid spelling)

think.... Paulie Walnuts from the Sopranos

an Italian American male
fond of Cadillacs and Camaros
silk shirts
gold chains and jewelry
slip on leather shoes
cologne
hair gel
canoli, black coffee and Anizette
you have to own a few wife beater shirts (otherwise known as guinea tees)
usually have a bunch of relatives named Peter, Paul, Frank, Marie, and Angie

Watch Travolta in 'Grease' and 'Stayin Alive' etc... perfect answer

Danny Terrio

aka Homo, Gino, self proclaimed tough guy

Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt you fuckin failed the guido test.

Any greaseball worth his prosciutto knows it's Denny Terio ya dumb mamaluke.

aussie rebel is an aussie guido