why does this piss me off so much? GET IT RIGHT...
 

From a Craigslist post, I thought it was fitting for here :1orglaugh

because it's fucking pathetic!!

lose - the opposite of win, to misplace something, ONE FUCKING O
loose - the opposite of tight, your mother/wife/sister, TWO FUCKING O's
how can so many people get these two confused? IDIOTS

your - a possessive, similar to mine, his, her as in "your loose slut of a sister loses her mind every time she gets railroaded by your whole inbred, shitbag excuse of a family", NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE
you're - a contraction of "you are", as in "you're a dipshit", A FUCKING APOSTROPHE

its - another possessive, similar to your, NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE
it's - a contraction of "it is", as in 'it's fucking simple', A FUCKING APOSTROPHE

Need a trick? Fine - when using it's or you're, expand the contraction. If "you're head is full of shit" becomes "you are head is full of shit" and doesn't make any sense (maybe it will to you because you're a fucking idiot), then you are using the wrong word. Queef.

to - a preposition, as in "turn to the right" or "it's time to go back to school", ONE FUCKING O
too - an adverb (know what that is?), synonymous with "also", "as well" as in "Really? I went to college too. I actually read a FUCKING BOOK." It can also be used to mean "to a regrettable degree" as in "It's too late for you, moron", TWO FUCKING O's
two - a number, it comes after one

there - an adverb, similar to here as in "your tiny bus is over there"
their - yet another possessive, similar to your as in "it's not their fault that you're a fucking retard. It's YOUR fault."
they're - a contraction of "they are" as in "they're not responsible for your complete ignorance of YOUR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE. READ A BOOK!!"

IT'S NOT FUCKING HARD, DOUCHE BAGS.

By the way, grammar is spelled with TWO FUCKING A's. So next time you want to flame someone for bad "grammer", at least spell it right.

Fucks.

* this is in or around a ball of rage
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

feel better now? :winkwink: :warning

kewl
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your way to cool for us

Those annoy me too. Just like "to" is: go to the crack den. And too= also.

glad you wasted your time to bitch about that lol

so i'm not the only one who goes crazy when i'm at the supermarket and see a sign that says

POTATO'S 89 cents a pound

:1orglaugh

yes your right hi's.

your very smart. thank you for that lesson, so i can be smart to. thier's lots of confusion in those words. its no fun when people call you a looser.

it doesn't bother me at all to see people do that shit, I am intelligent enough to know what people are supposed to type/spell, but also humble enough to know that I am not put on this earth to make other people smarter, but to actually just to learn things myself

but if you feel the need to be a teacher, that is your choice......

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You're name jest got skritched off lilspup's xmas card list :winkwink:

the worse is not people that mispell those words. It's the ones that type as follows;

WuT uP! I'm cOoLz! I bE eLiTe cUz I bE cOoLz

now that's annoying.

This type of writing gives me a seizure.. :(

post to big and I am lazy.