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this gets my vote:

im in my dj booth at the club i used to work at along with my manager... this girl comes up to the booth (drunk as hell) and starts requesting music.

so im humouring her asking her what she wants to hear, and she starts talking about how horny she is, and that she needs some dick.

my mgr. says to her "well we can take care of that for you"

and she is like ooooh, dont tempt me... and he says, im not teasing, i'll whip it out right here.

so she pops off with something like "pull it out & lemme see it."

my mgr. isnt shy about his dick... hes packing over 10 inches ( i thought i was doin ok in the dick department til i tag-teamed a girl with him... needless to say i felt pretty inadequate after that, lol) but anywayz...

he pulls it out, and she is like "oh my, its so big"

and he says something like "hehehe, it gets alot bigger"

then she says "really" , then starts sucking his cock for all shes worth.

after she gets done she literally said "thank you" to him, and of course he laffed and said your welcome.

then she turns around, looking back out into the crowd and says.....(this is the sentence that gets my vote) "oh my god, theres my husband. he must be back from getting a dance already. i hope he doesnt try to kiss me."...

and then she walked off...

she goes n sits back down at thier table, and the first thing the poor guy did, was lean over and kiss her.

now before anyone tells me how wrong it was for that to happen, allow me to state that niether one of us knew she was married , or with a guy, or that she was even in the bar until she came to the dj booth...

and yes, we felt bad for the guy.