FUCK, I'm pissed...
 

I just observed one of the top-10 skies of my life, I kid you not. The bad news is I failed

to produce a picture of it. The loss is so great, and I am so wracked by feelings of

inadequacy that I am coming to GFY as a kind of therapy -- so forgive me for this intrusion

into your evening, but I need to bend an ear. If you say nothing, I can deceive myself you

were listening intently the whole time-- :) Deal?

http://profitlabinc.com/PIX/wild3.jpg

This is an Image from my Thanskgiving trip to deej's, up in Oregon. If you don't recall the

thread, this was the place where anything from the Blair Witch Project to Friday the 13th to

any of the X-Files episodes set up in the Northwest that begin with some fucked up shit

happening to some dork in the Woods.

I took the pic the morning after TurkeyNight, when I wandered out around 10:00AM to see what

the place looked like during the day. It was still pretty magical. That was maybe only the

thrid or fourth time in my life I spent the night somewhere deep enough into the woods and

remote enough from civilization to bring out the really BIG spirits at night. I don't know if

it's becasue it's far away in those places or whether it's because big spirits=old

spirits=virgin woods -- but that's where you'll find them.

That mound of snow up there, I believe was involved in the haunting of lovely young lady the

night before. Her name was Jesss. Nothing too nasty or unappealing. Just plain scary. And

she got scared. Fact, she left...

Now this sky I missed taking a picture of tonight (I grabbed the "bad" memory card") was

unlike any I have ever seen. The moon is still pretty full. And there was this... [you know

what, I think I'm gonna venture a sketch]

http://profitlabinc.com/PROFITBLOG/G...ISSED_MOON.png

There was a really odd streak of cloud in the sky. But the sky was very dark and that streak

of cloud would not have been visible, but for the immense white glow of the nearly-full moon.

The moon was itself shrouded in mist, so it made a great white globe of glowingness -- :)

This globe of light was declining in the sky, exactly as if "setting" behind the "horizon"

created in the sky by the cloud-streak. Those clouds were really, really weird. The sky was

quite clear, everywher else. It had that deep, inky blue with little, tiny pinpricks ofstars.

But over on the moon-side of the sky, this weird streak was just hanging there. The rest of

the sky was so crystal clear, it gave the cloud streak "incredible solidity", by contrast.

Very, very 3D. So the moon is coming down into this darker dash of sky and it's doing the

thing that the sun does when it goes down behind a flat Kansas plain, it's casting off different shades and intensities of grey, white and blue.

I rushed in to grab the Camera, yelled at Lauren that she should come out, but she was blase, so I said fuck you. I got off three shots that sucked and one at the end that might have been alright. I leaned in closer to the side of the building, which is a dark earthy red in color, and turned on the flash so I would pick up some of the side of the building, receding away from the lens, and give the image a sense of depth.

I really appreciate you indulging me this way, GFY -- :)



2hp

how much LSD did you consume that day?

.....:rasta

No, this was just right now, not 30 mins ago.

And on Thanksgiving, the food was so good, and the sensations were exploring so many unprecdented pathways in my brain to register the pleasure of the meal, IT WAS just like acid.

2hp

Wow, no comments

Jack, not sure how to break this to you amigo, but that chunk of ice is actually a frozen hunk of human waste jettisoned by an aircraft passing overhead.

The odd streak of cloud in the sky?

It's called a contrail, and it was probably caused by the same jetliner that dumped it's frozen toilet waste into the woods near Deej's place.

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Watch Joe Dirt often?

Every night before I go to bed...

http://www.ziyue.com/movies/usa/2001...t/JoeDirt6.jpg

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:1orglaugh

That's BEAUTIFUL -- tell us about it -- :) -- is that your special place?


2hp

Oh man I have to see that movie again now

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I dont get it..

Damn, I think I should go to sleep now.. :(

man, WTF are you talking about? Jesus.. :1orglaugh

Try to remember once, a long time ago, I gave you a lot of props for your great banner with the chicks' ass -- remember -- ? -- I was nice to you -- :)



2hp

is this jack ? 2HP

:(


When a guy forgets me I can live with it.



2hp

Nice pictures of a glowing rock and flying pixies, but one thing concerns me.

The Yellow Dildo on the ground.

I understand spontaneity of a truly magical moment or first time experiences with things that are not so ordinary but please. Next time pick up the dildo and place it in a safe spot. Particularly away and out of reach to the Supernatural or Para dimensional beings.

Thanks.

It's a pickle. It was his nose. He melted.


2hp

Thats what they all say :thumbsup

that's deep

i think you should write a screenplay about it...
=)

Some things just sit best as they are cast -- :winkwink:


2hp

Thanks for sharing that with us ; ) The sky sounds super neat, however the Thanksgiving food you mentioned sounds spectacular! I need some breakfast.

Blair Witch didn't take place in the Northwest.

The gravity of our situation (we are in a proverbial pickle)...

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