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Scottie Apples 12-19-2005 03:14 AM

Does everyone check out their poop after they take a shit?
 
I know i do. I wanna see how big that sucker was. Anyone else? or am I weird?

nofx 12-19-2005 03:17 AM

i dont purposely look at my shits but I do tend to glance into the toilet breifly as my hand is reaching to flush it.

curiosity I guess...

SomeCreep 12-19-2005 03:18 AM

http://www.ctgilles.net/images/pictars/poop.jpg

punker barbie 12-19-2005 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scottie Apples
I know i do. I wanna see how big that sucker was. Anyone else? or am I weird?



i like to give you dutch ovens, am i weird? :P

FunkMachine 12-19-2005 03:19 AM

Learn that when making a pathetic attempt at getting sig views, it helps if you are one of the "in" crowd. Otherwise no-one gives a shit. No pun intended.

emthree 12-19-2005 03:19 AM

My poop doesnt come out all in one piece.
Am I weird?

FunkMachine 12-19-2005 03:20 AM

Correction. In the 20 seconds it took to write my reply, three other people did indeed give a shit.

Scottie Apples 12-19-2005 03:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FunkMachine
Learn that when making a pathetic attempt at getting sig views, it helps if you are one of the "in" crowd. Otherwise no-one gives a shit. No pun intended.

Hopefully one day i'll be one of the "cool kids" Oh i hope, i hope...

Brujah 12-19-2005 03:44 AM

is this for a new scat site ?

greygoose 12-19-2005 03:47 AM

sounds like you are a regular surfer of www.ratemypoo.com

PixeLs 12-19-2005 03:56 AM

I don't want to have any emotional attchment on my shit..

KingK7 12-19-2005 04:00 AM

I heard that is a clear sign of mental illness... Seriously...

sweetcuties 12-19-2005 04:04 AM

Hey, we met at the gfy party around 2yrs ago... see you've got some new sites

Antonio 12-19-2005 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
I heard that is a clear sign of mental illness... Seriously...

haha yeah right, then the whole wolrd is mentaly unstable ;)

actually is not a bad idea to take a peek every now and then
here's what you can learn by looking at your shit:

is your shit S shaped or BANANA shaped (does it have a curve) - then your diet is OK !!!
is your shit much darker than it should be - go see a doctor NOW !!!!

mikeyddddd 12-19-2005 04:53 AM

Only those that have been particularly satisfying.

BOSS1 12-19-2005 05:10 AM

I check for color density and aroma to make sure I am getting all my nutrients :)

needless to say i know when i have to much fiber my face looks like that :mad:

Violetta 12-19-2005 05:49 AM

not often :(

reed_4 12-19-2005 06:15 AM

I admit I take a look to see if my shit is too big to fit in the toilet bowl.

john77 12-19-2005 06:41 AM

healthy looking shit = good for you
talk to your shit, get know yourself more
shit is your friend

...everybody knows WC humour

devilspost 12-19-2005 06:44 AM

if it floats it's good shit.

sfera 12-19-2005 06:52 AM

wow what a question lol

Quagmire 12-19-2005 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by greygoose
sounds like you are a regular surfer of www.ratemypoo.com

If you gotta stand up to pinch it off, you're a contender on that site.

schele jack 12-19-2005 07:26 AM

the french don't, because the poop falls down in a deep pit, so.............

bjjb 12-19-2005 07:27 AM

Wonderful business thread

Spunky 12-19-2005 07:28 AM

I check to see if I beat my 3 coiler record

Greg MissionD 12-19-2005 07:30 AM

I love to splatter the bowl and just walk away!

Quagmire 12-19-2005 07:32 AM

Ok here is my manly shit story for ya.

I used to work in an office complex down off of Chesswood in North York. Toronto people will know what I'm talking about, its the one with the sandwich shop where that lady was shot a few years back. Anyways, in one of the telemarketing firms up on the 3rd floor there was this absolutely HUGE guy. Not so much that he was fat, but HUGE. Had to be at least 6'7 tall and easily 400+ lbs. Every time he would take a shit in the public washroom on the 3rd floor he would clog the toilet. He was dropping turds that were wider than a can of coke and easily 3 times as long.

My office was down at that end of the floor and I could hear the janitor cursing and screaming daily about having to fish the thing out because it wouldn't flush.

sleazybunny 12-19-2005 07:34 AM

Apparently it's instinctive to look. At a subconcious level its a way your brain can check your body is okay inside. Most animals do.

How else you gonna find out you got colon cancer before its too late?

For the record. I check :thumbsup

I.

Dalai lama 12-19-2005 07:47 AM

I always try to analyse it :winkwink:

Tricksy 12-19-2005 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
I always try to analyse it :winkwink:

How hard do u anylyse it?

Screaming 12-19-2005 08:48 AM

Yes, Everyone does.

Th!nk 12-19-2005 09:11 AM

i think everyone does it...because when you flush it you get to see it right?! :)

dissipate 12-19-2005 09:12 AM

You know you all do, dont lie.

Sam Granger 12-19-2005 09:13 AM

I do. What happens if its purple? :1orglaugh

RogerV 12-19-2005 09:20 AM

this is like asking people if they watch Porn or jack off lol

gornyhuy 12-19-2005 09:22 AM

I like to hug and kiss mine and wave bye bye.

tiferet 12-19-2005 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dalai lama
I always try to analyse it :winkwink:

in which way?

Niko Bimini 12-19-2005 01:49 PM

I have to admit.........................I do check to see how everything looks when I am done!

:winkwink:

bringer 12-19-2005 01:50 PM

i take pics

Scottie Apples 12-19-2005 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gornyhuy
I like to hug and kiss mine and wave bye bye.

LOL you are even sicker than me. Which is hard to beat! :thumbsup

Poppy 12-19-2005 02:08 PM

Nah, I don't...lol

sumphatpimp 12-19-2005 02:13 PM

http://www.g006le.com/ILuvYou.jpg

calibra 12-19-2005 02:15 PM

I try not to, but sometimes I do :) Anyway, I don't think it's too bad :)

Scottie Apples 12-19-2005 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

HOLY SHIT THATS AWESOME :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tristan_D 12-19-2005 06:26 PM

well I'd rather have the glance than someone else.

Vitasoy 12-19-2005 10:49 PM

I am guilty.. I do it all the time :upsidedow :helpme

Bluewire Ross 12-19-2005 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PixeLs
I don't want to have any emotional attchment on my shit..

I hate to see it go... :1orglaugh


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