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youngnat 12-18-2005 08:33 AM

Attn: People of Cananda How do you feel about this Guy Talking Shit **VID**
 
http://www.theync.com/vbcanadatuck.htm

Harmon 12-18-2005 08:36 AM

Tucker... lol, he is such a dick... I wish he'd get hit by a bus. Don't think for one second he represents the US by any means :1orglaugh

bringer 12-18-2005 08:39 AM

hes 100% correct
canada is my retarded cousin

Deputy Chief Command 12-18-2005 08:45 AM

being from belgium I must say we dont like canada

youngnat 12-18-2005 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
hes 100% correct
canada is my retarded cousin

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Paul Waters 12-18-2005 09:46 AM

FOX is to news, like the WWF is to Olympic wrestling.

I think the exam FOX gives to potential employees tests IQ and rejects anyone over 90.

bringer 12-18-2005 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
FOX is to news, like the WWF is to Olympic wrestling.

I think the exam FOX gives to potential employees tests IQ and rejects anyone over 90.

that wasnt on fox news but thanks for the info

Holly 12-18-2005 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
FOX is to news, like the WWF is to Olympic wrestling.

I think the exam FOX gives to potential employees tests IQ and rejects anyone over 90.

Tucker Carlson is on MSNBC, not Fox.

Holly 12-18-2005 09:57 AM

CARLSON: Here's the problem, [radio host] Max [Kellerman]. Here's the problem with telling Canada to stop criticizing the United States: It only eggs them on. Canada is essentially a stalker, stalking the United States, right? Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? Canada spends all of its time thinking about the United States, obsessing over the United States. It's unrequited love between Canada and the United States. We, meanwhile, don't even know Canada's name. We pay no attention at all.

[...]

CARLSON: First of all, anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is now living in New York. Second, anybody who sides with Canada internationally in a debate between the U.S. and Canada, say, Belgium, is somebody whose opinion we shouldn't care about in the first place. Third, Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he's nice, but you don't take him seriously. That's Canada



Sounds right on the money to me. :1orglaugh

SilentKnight 12-18-2005 10:00 AM

Tucker Carlson is nothing more than an insignificant and ignorant pissant. How this piece of trailer trash ever managed to get himself a career in front of a network camera is beyond my comprehension.

Sadly, he fails to realize that his own words reveal and demonstrate just how incredibly simple-minded he is.

We'd fuck him up bad if he showed his trailer trash face on our doorstep. But that wouldn't happen since his gerbil testicles don't provide the testicular fortitude.

SilverTab 12-18-2005 10:09 AM

hmmm and why should I care about what this idiot think of canada?? LOL

I dont even care about canada myself...

CybermedAndy 12-18-2005 10:14 AM

Take him about as seriously as I do that diseased hag Coulter

SilverTab 12-18-2005 10:15 AM

hahaha well said

SilverTab 12-18-2005 10:16 AM

"Canada wasnt in viet name"
"Yes they were"


that's right shut up stupid bitch...

SilverTab 12-18-2005 10:16 AM

Question is:

Why does he feel the need to talk about his "retarded cousin" so much on Tv...

Paul Waters 12-18-2005 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly
Tucker Carlson is on MSNBC, not Fox.

My bad.

I thought only FOX used morons on their broadcasts?

CDSmith 12-18-2005 10:31 AM

The guy's name is 'Tucker'.... who's the retarded cousin again?

SilentKnight 12-18-2005 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
The guy's name is 'Tucker'.... who's the retarded cousin again?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mastamindz 12-18-2005 11:23 AM

Fuck who cares. We have better weed then you guys!

CDSmith 12-18-2005 11:36 AM

Quote:

Carlson and Coulter caught
Reuters, 2005

Political pundits Tucker Carlson and Anne Coulter were recently seen drinking, smooching and frolicking in the nude together at a well-known lakeside resort in the East Hamptons. The problem is, they are brother and sister.
I knew it!

Dina_C9 12-18-2005 11:46 AM

when you have strong feelings against something or someone, doesn't that mean you secretly like them? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

SmokeyTheBear 12-18-2005 11:54 AM

anyone who would get offended by such drivel deserves to be offended.

not only that canada ( and the average canadian ) makes fun of the u.s.a on a daily basis , so if we couldnt take a little drivel we wouldn't be very fair.. he obviously wasn't trying to be serious. America's stupidity is like the "meat" of canadian conversation.



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This is the transcript on a radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES` ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

CybermedAndy 12-18-2005 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
anyone who would get offended by such drivel deserves to be offended.

not only that canada ( and the average canadian ) makes fun of the u.s.a on a daily basis , so if we couldnt take a little drivel we wouldn't be very fair.. he obviously wasn't trying to be serious. America's stupidity is like the "meat" of canadian conversation.

This is very true


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This is the transcript on a radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES` ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

:1orglaugh

Beejeebers 12-18-2005 12:14 PM

If we're the retarded cousin, then the U.S. is the drunk old grandpa with dementia who can't go 4 minutes without pissing his pants or eating his own feces because it has corn in it.

je_rome 12-18-2005 05:38 PM

we're seen more fuckers like him talking more shit about canada

Anthony 12-18-2005 05:43 PM

Oh please, has anyone here seen a Molson Beer commercial?

Canada does have a chip on it's shoulders, and thumbs it's nose every chance it gets to the USA.

Paul Waters 12-18-2005 05:49 PM

Time to have Rick Mercer start doing his Talking to Americans skits.

For example, he went to Harvard and asked if they would support the banning of the seal hunt in Saskatchewan.

evildick 12-18-2005 08:27 PM

Kind of hard to take anyone serious when they are wearing a red bow tie.

Nysus 12-18-2005 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Waters
Time to have Rick Mercer start doing his Talking to Americans skits.

For example, he went to Harvard and asked if they would support the banning of the seal hunt in Saskatchewan.

Ahhh.. I love Rick Mercer. :)

Matt

The Sultan Of Smut 12-18-2005 10:52 PM

I love seeing that guy spew shit and what do you expect? He's not a journalist and half of the reason he's even on TV is that fucking bow tie. If anyone gets offended it's simply the result of Canada's small penis problem. If Canadians actually took pride in the legitimately good contributions we make then criticism from a tabloid hack wouldn't mean much. :2 cents:

Bman 12-18-2005 11:31 PM

Ok i hate Tucker with a passion he is actually a douche bag. But He is right...ha ha ha All the Canadians left or have found a way to do biz to Americans. Plain and simple. We are kinda the retarded cousin. But you can't tell me the reatrded cousin is usually the only guy in the family who says it as he sees it. Kinda funny too !

stickyfingerz 12-19-2005 12:14 AM

Canada is the France of North America. ;)

flashfire 12-19-2005 12:20 AM

who cares, that guys a tool and I'm not losing any sleep over what he thinks

Young 12-19-2005 12:21 AM

<---Liberal

Tucker is great. I loved Crossfire...fuck you CNN. I enjoy listening to him and hating him. Ann Coulter, Laura Ingram, Sean Hannity...they are all entertaining.

spunkmaster 12-19-2005 12:34 AM

Isn't Canada the 51st state?

reed_4 12-19-2005 01:06 AM

He himself is a retard.

innocentisabelle 12-19-2005 01:30 AM

i dunno im a proud canadian even tho everything here is run by the states i love it here love tim hortons like the snow the beautiful mountains here in bc i love how we can breathe except for in toronto i dunno proud canadian here i love the states too but only for travel and i hate bush

darnit 12-19-2005 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
---------------------
This is the transcript on a radio conversation of a US Naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES` ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

LOL - is that for real? Fucking classic :thumbsup

<EDIT>
http://www.snopes.com/military/lighthse.htm

Nevermind. Its false but still quite funny.

</EDIT>

Martin 12-19-2005 06:27 AM

That little homo is just trying to stir the pot. Doesn't get any fan mail so guess he's going for the hate mail.. Im sure he's getting lots now from here lol.

Hardlinks 12-19-2005 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by innocentisabelle
i dunno im a proud canadian even tho everything here is run by the states i love it here love tim hortons like the snow the beautiful mountains here in bc i love how we can breathe except for in toronto i dunno proud canadian here i love the states too but only for travel and i hate bush


Please. Your not helping.

Quagmire 12-19-2005 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
anyone who would get offended by such drivel deserves to be offended.

not only that canada ( and the average canadian ) makes fun of the u.s.a on a daily basis , so if we couldnt take a little drivel we wouldn't be very fair.. he obviously wasn't trying to be serious. America's stupidity is like the "meat" of canadian conversation.

Simply not true. As a Canadian I don't hate Americans. I don't hate what you stand for. I don't agree with things your government does and I don't like your current President. Just because I disagree with the current administration and question a lot of the USAs foreign policy doesn't mean I hate Americans.

For some reason some people get defensive and shout "YOU HATE US" as soon as someone disagrees with something they are doing. It is a weak generalization that doesn't apply to Canadians as a whole.

Anthony 12-19-2005 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire
Simply not true. As a Canadian I don't hate Americans. I don't hate what you stand for. I don't agree with things your government does and I don't like your current President. Just because I disagree with the current administration and question a lot of the USAs foreign policy doesn't mean I hate Americans.

For some reason some people get defensive and shout "YOU HATE US" as soon as someone disagrees with something they are doing. It is a weak generalization that doesn't apply to Canadians as a whole.

So it's okay for Canadians to apply the generalization towards Americans, but goddamnit, don't you fucking yankees do it to us?

Canadians have the younger brother syndrome, I saw it for years when I lived up there. From your beer commercials to comments made about the Ugly americans, to the false story about Americans putting the Canadian Flag on their backpacks.

ronaldo 12-19-2005 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire
Simply not true. As a Canadian I don't hate Americans. I don't hate what you stand for. I don't agree with things your government does and I don't like your current President. Just because I disagree with the current administration and question a lot of the USAs foreign policy doesn't mean I hate Americans.

For some reason some people get defensive and shout "YOU HATE US" as soon as someone disagrees with something they are doing. It is a weak generalization that doesn't apply to Canadians as a whole.

Very well said.

Besides nationality, regular American and Canadian aren't that different from one another imo. There's going to be differences sure, but our lifestyles are very similiar. And I still have yet to meet that ignorant American that everyone talks about.

The ONE thing the U.S. has that I WISH we had more of up here, is undying patriotism. I still get chills down my spine when I think about the MLB All-Star game during the first gulf war. When they played the American National Anthem, the crowd practically drowned out the last 2 verses of the song they were so loud.

In Canada, we just boo when they start singing the French verse of Oh Canada.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony
So it's okay for Canadians to apply the generalization towards Americans, but goddamnit, don't you fucking yankees do it to us?

I don't think that's what he said. He doesn't like all Canadian citizen's being generalized by "Some people" in the U.S. As he said, the biggest thing about the U.S. that I dislike is the way your President is ruining your country. And make no mistake, he IS ruining it.

Being the only superpower left in the world doesn't mean imposing your will on others and alienating everyone that disagrees with you. That's EXACTLY what's happening within our industry today, by, guess who? That same adminstration. God is telling them he doesn't like what you produce, and they don't want anyone else watching it. First amendment rights? Sorry, that plays second fiddle to their own agenda. Diplomacy is something lost on this administration. When God is your co-pilot, he's the only one you have to answer to...seemingly.

That being said, I know, and hope most other Canadians know that there are still rational people in the U.S. that will protect it's citizens rights. The supreme court being one. But your current administration is causing a great deal of problems, and his dropping popularity only proves it further.

That's what most Canadians and people have a problem with, the administration...NOT the people.

sfera 12-19-2005 08:49 AM

was funny thanks man

Screaming 12-19-2005 09:11 AM

That guy is a dick.


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