Bored...need some excitement in your life
 

...then go to a biker bar...climb up on a pool table (some advice....pool cue in hand) and yell out...only pussies ride Harley's.

1.) You're a fucking racist loser
2.) That wouldn't cause as much of a stir up as calling everyone a "goof"

For the morning crew.

I thought you were gonna say, "fake your own death".