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EroticySteve 12-16-2005 10:20 PM

Jaywalking tickets
 
A buddy was telling me how near his office cops are so bored that they ticket people on their lunch break walking across the street.

The charge?

Jaywalking.

Yes you're hard earned tax dollars are at work.

Oh, and he proceeded to tell me how when his car was stolen the cops didn't even bother to come out and take a report.

baddog 12-16-2005 10:21 PM

ummm, believe it or not, jaywalkers can cause serious accidents

Harmon 12-16-2005 10:21 PM

I haven't heard of a jaywalking ticket in years... I didn't think they even gave them out anymore. Yikes... walkers beware I suppose

Alky 12-16-2005 10:23 PM

downtown houston they give them out sometimes on friday and saturday nights

Horny Dude 12-16-2005 10:48 PM

I fucking hate jaywalkers who take their sweet ass time getting across. If you are going to cross in the middle of the street when traffic has the right away then you had better run. One day this old lady in one of those elec carts was 'jaywalking' and almost got hit because most cars couldn't even see her because she was so low to the ground.

aico 12-16-2005 11:01 PM

They are busting people here in Long Beach BIG TIME lately for Jaywalking, almost everyday that I walk to Starbucks, I see someone getting a ticket. I've seen Cops case down a couple, that crossed a one lane one-way street at the crosswalk at 2:30 am, because the cross signal wasn't green.

aico 12-16-2005 11:05 PM

Oh, and by the way, it's a $114 fine.

Rob 12-16-2005 11:05 PM

Jaywalking reminds me of Leno's sketch...I can't believe people are actually that fucking stupid!!! Not only that, I can't believe they're that fucking stupid and actually made it to the age that they're at and not dead or homeless!

Those are some retarded fucking people!!!

aico 12-16-2005 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob
Jaywalking reminds me of Leno's sketch...I can't believe people are actually that fucking stupid!!! Not only that, I can't believe they're that fucking stupid and actually made it to the age that they're at and not dead or homeless!

Those are some retarded fucking people!!!


ya, crossing a 10 foot wide street, at 2 am, when there are obviously no cars, and using the crosswalk, fucking idiots!!!

Mike Okitch 12-16-2005 11:09 PM

You think they are bored in the city, I know of jaywalking tickets that where issued in rural Saskatchewan. I wish I was fucking joking, imagine a town with a population of some 3000 with a mountie issuing jaywalking tickets because that tractor 15 miles away that's driving at 5 mph may come get you.

BradM 12-16-2005 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
ya, crossing a 10 foot wide street, at 2 am, when there are obviously no cars, and using the crosswalk, fucking idiots!!!

Wordup. ;)

Doctor Dre 12-16-2005 11:16 PM

Good ... Just go by the places you are supposed too . This is fucking annoying when you are driving and there is a happy fucker that runs across the street and almost make you cause a fucking acciden.t

jerzeemedia 12-17-2005 06:34 AM

Gotta love it..irony at its best


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