note to self: ice is slippery.
 

getting out of my truck earlier with some new, and as yet untested, sneakers on...

I step out into my in-laws driveway and before I know it, I'm lying flat on my back under my open door.

on my way down to flatness... my assbone hit pavement at the same time by upper spine hit my running bar creating a dull PUNGGGG sound...

somehow the only visible damage I got was a pinprick hole in my left middle finger which would bleed when squeezed.

right now it feels as though I broke my fucking soul or something.


:error

The truth hurts

I invented ice

literally.

of course and it will always be...

good thing you didnt get hurt

I feel on my ass a few times.. I know the feeling.

I slipped this morning & think I broke my ass bone

The Ice Hurts

That's what you get for selling porn.
You perv.