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I'm bored.

Entertain me please.........

I also got mad gas son....

I will sing you Johnny Mathis' "Chances Are" if you clip my toenails next Thursday afternoon

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Yooooo i ate pizza tonight.... sicilian pie... man i got gas.....

I ate a pie too... hamburger and garlic... the thirsties have kicked in, but the gas is for later... when I pull the sheets up over the wife's head and let a SBD go and give her the Dutch oven :1orglaugh

EDIT: While she's sleeping :1orglaugh

sick mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn sickkkkkkkkkkk

I think the pizza man put something in this fucking pie....

Yeah... it's called cheese, sauce & fuckin dough... and 35 pounds of it. You don't have to be a rhodes scholar to figger that one out :1orglaugh

I invented the word "Gunt" TM.

Headless, you're a good guy, I don't care what people say about you.

Thank you Steve.

treat yourself a beer and enjoy the weekend, have a blast mate :)

:smokin