Oh blast - fucking stomach flu
 

I've been puking like on ipecac and shitting without end for the past few hours, and there is no end in sight.

One more layer of TP and my bunghole is gonna burst into a river of blood.

Help! :(


Where is pepto if you need it?

it put me down for 5 days 1 year... 12 bags of IV and lots of sleep did the trick

:warning Uhm. Yuck. :warning

Is it true that black tea stalls your shits?

Get some gatorade... It will help with your electrolites...

Also eat some rice...

Hope you feel better...