Next time you see someone who's gay...
 

Smile and say thank you.

He's screwing guys and that means you have less competition when you try to pick some girl up at the bar.

that makes no sense. gay guys aren't competition cuz they don't want bitches...

That's my point, less competition because they're out ramming each other's bum

and how about when you see a hot lesbian ?

that was his point

I tell them that I have an 8 inch tongue and breathe with my ears.

but girls nowadays love gay guys

Yes, we're the "in" thing with chicks. Diamonds are no longer a girl's best friend, us gay homosexuals are :thumbsup

:1orglaugh That's a good way to look at it

It is funny how many gay men love to chase women around. We have a gay guy that works for a friend, and he is always chasing my wife.

gay homosexuals...as opposed to straight homosexuals?

Okay, so girls love gays, just like they love George Michael, Elton John or Richard Simmons. That doesn't mean girls will be fucking them.

That's just someone who pretends to be gay to get chicks just like John Ritter in three's company. A gay decoy or gaycoy as it should be called.