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sickbeatz 12-14-2005 11:54 PM

Do you avoid STD tests because of the swab?
 
I seriously am scared of the swab,
The thought of a swab entering the hole of my dick makes me uncomfortable.


There's only one solution to this problem I've found to get around this little fear,
get a girlfriend -- fuck her good for a month, then send her to the doctor. :thumbsup

DirtyDanza 12-14-2005 11:55 PM

they don't swab anymore.... I get tested every 28 days and it's urin now a days

Juicy D. Links 12-14-2005 11:57 PM

I have a Q Tip up my penis now

sickbeatz 12-14-2005 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty_DS
they don't swab anymore.... I get tested every 28 days and it's urin now a days

What??!!
The walk-in clinic I goto only gave me the swab option. Mother fuckers

Doctor Dre 12-14-2005 11:58 PM

It's really not that bad ... I was hella scared the first time but it only last for half a second

stickyfingerz 12-14-2005 11:59 PM

Fuck the swab, its the barbed metal thing that I dont want. :Oh crap

DirtyDanza 12-14-2005 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz
What??!!
The walk-in clinic I goto only gave me the swab option. Mother fuckers

I test with www.aim-med.org

clickhappy 12-14-2005 11:59 PM

I had gonnorea 3 years ago and went to the docs office an got the swab.

It was the MOST PAINFUL thing I ever experienced in my life.
I was wimpering aferwards.

And theyre bastards about it too, then just shove it in and fucking SCRAPE out the inside.

Rice_Master 12-15-2005 12:00 AM

just lube your cock first, it's really not that bad.

sickbeatz 12-15-2005 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy
I had gonnorea 3 years ago and went to the docs office an got the swab.

It was the MOST PAINFUL thing I ever experienced in my life.
I was wimpering aferwards.

And theyre bastards about it too, then just shove it in and fucking SCRAPE out the inside.

lol did you feel violated?

clickhappy 12-15-2005 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz
lol did you feel violated?

lol, i felt pain

tristan_D 12-15-2005 12:10 AM

its not that painful, take it from this guy

DavieVegas 12-15-2005 12:12 AM

urin and blood....they dont shwab anymore

sickbeatz 12-15-2005 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tristan_D
its not that painful, take it from this guy

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King Adam 12-15-2005 12:13 AM

I got the swab in college about 10 years back. I can still remember how it felt .... all I have to say is FUCK!!!!. That hurt like nothing else. I feel like I'm going to pass out just thinking about it.

Now most use the urine test. I got a full STD scan this summer. I felt so good when I got my results that everything is negative. Just makes ya feel a bit better.

aico 12-15-2005 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sickbeatz
What??!!
The walk-in clinic I goto only gave me the swab option. Mother fuckers

Ya, they don't need to do it, I think they do it just to be mean.

sickbeatz 12-15-2005 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
Ya, they don't need to do it, I think they do it just to be mean.

Probably. They also have pretty ignorant attitudes and they act like they got more important shit to do than helping you. Maybe they're just hating the world because they flunked out of med school and couldn't become real doctors. :disgust

d00t 12-15-2005 01:20 AM

i feel pain just reading about the swab test :|

I had a full std check about a year ago and it was urin and blood only.. no rusty spikes being driven into you

Mikey_219Inc 12-15-2005 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rice_Master
just lube your cock first, it's really not that bad.

yup - you got to stroke it for a while first to get it a little juicy ...


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