What does your Santa Letter say:
 

This is kinda cute if you want to take a little break and try it out, just fill in the words and see what your Santa Letter would say. If it's a funny one then post it. Mine was pretty funny. I was line dancing on the bed singing the song Bad from U2 with Melissa's dress on my head. haha

http://members.aol.com/frogiearno/dearsanta.htm

Hahah! That's a keeper for my family emails... thanks Loryn :)

Here is mine:

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Tommy's Office party. It was Danny who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 8 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like dog shit.

I thought it was funny when I put Mikey's underwear on my head and danced the the funky chicken on the sofa while singing `Stairway to Heaven'. I didn't mean to break Tommy's Ipod and don't know why Tommy would accuse me of indecent exposure.

I don't remember calling Ian's wife a filthy chicken---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Christine's husband's Anus, it was only because I ate too much of that Peanut.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Rolld Royce through my neighbor's Attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a juicy squirrel and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all retarded and unbelievable. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fatastic stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and was yours,
Harmon (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 42 bucks!

Am I the only one having troubles getting this to work in FF?

Here's mine:

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Tracy's Office party. It was Kelli who spiked the punch with too much wine. I can't help it if I drank 27 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.

I thought it was funny when I put Melissa's dress on my head and danced the line dancing on the bed while singing `Bad'. I didn't mean to break Tracy's psp and don't know why Tracy would accuse me of stealing.

I don't remember calling Christian's wife a beautiful horse---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Melissa's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that ham.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's livingroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a gorgeous cat and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all pretty and cute. And I'm really not to blame for any of this fun stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Loryn (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 32 bucks!

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Loryn's Office party. It was Billy who spiked the punch with too much Beer. I can't help it if I drank 69 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Sweat.

I thought it was funny when I put Loryn's thong on my head and danced the rave on the chair while singing `I'm so exicted'. I didn't mean to break Loryn's computer and don't know why Loryn would accuse me of downloading porn videos.

I don't remember calling Harrie's wife a a Donkey---even though she looked like one with brown eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Miet's husband's penis, it was only because I ate too much of that spaghetti.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my alfa romeo through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a bitch and have me arrested for Wanking!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all a and a. And I'm really not to blame for any of this a stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and a yours,
Sam (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 69 bucks!

You're welcome. :)

Danced the funky chicken on the sofa while singing Stairway to Heaven with underwear on your head. That would be great to see. :1orglaugh

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,


I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Elli's Office party. It was Loryn who spiked the punch with too much Hot Rum Punch. I can't help it if I drank 54 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like musk.

I thought it was funny when I put Elli's bra on my head and danced the Twisted Slouch on the sofa while singing `Twist Around the Sofa'. I didn't mean to break Elli's vibrator and don't know why Elli would accuse me of sodomy.

I don't remember calling Lensman's wife a grey hog---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and yellow lipstick!

And when I threw up on Vanilla Deville's husband's nose, it was only because I ate too much of that Whipped Cream.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Bicycle through my neighbor's dining room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a big moose and have me arrested for rape!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all soft and sweet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sour stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and faster yours,
Pro (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 900 bucks!

Dear Mike,

All I want for christmas is a Saleen or something of equal speed.

Regards,

Terrence

ooooops, he's not santa :)

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Christi's Office party. It was Lynn who spiked the punch with too much champagne. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like jasmine.

I thought it was funny when I put Cory's bra on my head and danced the macarena on the recliner while singing `Holly Jolly Christmas'. I didn't mean to break Christi's remote control and don't know why Christi would accuse me of shoplifting.

I don't remember calling Christian's wife a shiny chicken---even though she looked like one with pink eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Liz's husband's boob, it was only because I ate too much of that cake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my truck through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a funny cat and have me arrested for steal!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silly and hairy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this big stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Rebekah (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 6 bucks!

haha my friend's husband is also named Christian

No. Now I'm not going to get anything :(

Dear Santa you fat fuck,

Look, I'm starting to get pissed. For tbe last FIVE GOD DAMNED years I have been politely asking you for that Real Doll.

You have ignored me.

I understand that you are busy eating (like Headless) and that alot of your time is spent ass pounding Elves. However, I have reached the end of my tether.

If you don't gimme that fucking Real Doll this year you gelatinous blob of shit, then I'm coming after you.

I will burn your fucking workshop down, rape that tub of lard you married, and feed those god damned Elves to a rabid polar bear.

I'm not fucking around here.


Thanks from your pal Jimmy.