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Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 02:40 AM
TOP LIES told in the past year and General........
 
TOP LIES told in the past year and General........

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-Trust me I took my birth Control Pills
-Wire was sent on Monday
-Wire was sent on Tues
-Didnt know she was a "he"


add more...

iBanker 12-13-2005 02:41 AM
"Juicy said this was normal..... It will go away on its own"

newbreed 12-13-2005 02:41 AM
- He's just a friend.

The Truth Hurts 12-13-2005 02:41 AM
I'm not gay
- JDL

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 02:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
-Trust me I took my birth Control Pills
that's why i go in the doctor's office with my girl and watch them inject her with the depo-shot, takin' no risks... :winkwink:

iBanker 12-13-2005 02:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
that's why i go in the doctor's office with my girl and watch them inject her with the depo-shot, takin' no risks... :winkwink:
Wow, that is some trust there.... ;)

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 02:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iBanker
Wow, that is some trust there.... ;)
i don't trust anyone, especially my girl who would LOVE to get knocked up by me...she just stays on the shot cuz i say so...

phonesex 12-13-2005 02:45 AM
I'm still a virgin.

JFK 12-13-2005 02:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
TOP LIES told in the past year and General........

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-Trust me I took my birth Control Pills
-Wire was sent on Monday
-Wire was sent on Tues
-Didnt know she was a "he"


add more...
aha it surfaced here.......... :disgust
I promise Not to come in your mouth :Graucho

Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 02:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iBanker
"Juicy said this was normal..... It will go away on its own"
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 02:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
that's why i go in the doctor's office with my girl and watch them inject her with the depo-shot, takin' no risks... :winkwink:
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh omg

Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 02:46 AM
- Oh the server will be ready in 2 days
- oh delays will be ready in 5 days
- ok we had to order parts

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 02:47 AM
damn juicy, wtf you doing up at 5 in the morning anyways?

adamneve 12-13-2005 02:47 AM
There is money in SEO

Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 02:47 AM
-I only had sex with 3 guys in the past

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 02:52 AM
Bum: "Hey bro, can you spare some change?"

Me: "For what?"

Bum: "For me to get some Food."

JFK 12-13-2005 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links
-I only had sex with 3 guys in the past
Dayumn, that makes you practically a virgin :1orglaugh

Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 02:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by StickyGreen
damn juicy, wtf you doing up at 5 in the morning anyways?

I just woke up at 3 am or so

i was sleeping , my tatto pain

adamneve 12-13-2005 03:02 AM
brain over looks

sumphatpimp 12-13-2005 03:06 AM
who is fake nick "Tookie"

ddfGandalf 12-13-2005 03:43 AM
She's barely 18 :p

Dalai lama 12-13-2005 03:45 AM
Juicy is straight.

CuriousToyBoy 12-13-2005 04:27 AM
Of COURSE this video won;t end up on the internet honey

;-)

reynold 12-13-2005 04:34 AM
I'd pull it out if you say so..

Linkster 12-13-2005 04:38 AM
"we dont give our webmaster list to anyone"

jack(usamn) 12-13-2005 04:43 AM
You are the only one!

lazycash 12-13-2005 04:48 AM
"I promise Lens, the Ipod is in the mail"

perfection jeff aka shooting maniac

d00t 12-13-2005 04:49 AM
"we don't shave" - 8 years running winner

Pete-KT 12-13-2005 06:13 AM
Im sorry I didnt know it was there

Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 06:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by d00t
"we don't shave" - 8 years running winner
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Abithefiend 12-13-2005 07:08 AM
The check is in the mail.
Of course I won't tell anyone.
I bought a ferrari today (pics in this thread).
I have an enormous penis.

blazin 12-13-2005 07:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by newbreed
- He's just a friend.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mikeyddddd 12-13-2005 07:28 AM
I founded the Crips. I reformed, so don't fry my ass.

Damian_Maxcash 12-13-2005 07:40 AM
"This wont hurt a bit" - The dentist, my first boyfriend, the nurse at the STD clinic, the guy who pierced my eyebrow.

Juicy D. Links 12-13-2005 11:15 AM
http://gl4l.com/ramos.JPG

xclusive 12-13-2005 11:26 AM
if you don't push back it's not gay...

NickPapageorgio 12-13-2005 11:27 AM
-Wire was sent on Wednesday
-Wire was sent on Thursday
-Wire was sent on Friday
-Sorry man, my bank is closed on Saturdays

Can't believe you missed those.

GFX Wiz 12-13-2005 11:29 AM
"I love you" -- it was the day I informed my now ex-wife I was filing for divorce.

hershie 12-13-2005 11:31 AM
Just hit 17K posts and didn't even notice.

Maxy 12-13-2005 11:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by xclusive
if you don't push back it's not gay...
Oh man :1orglaugh


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