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StickyGreen 12-13-2005 12:29 AM

if i have some eggs that say "sell by nov 23"
 
are they all bad now?

censored 12-13-2005 12:31 AM

If it`s smell like shit then yep.

bringer 12-13-2005 12:31 AM

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I strongly suggest that you not use any eggs after the date on the package, regardless if it's expressed as "EXP", "Sell By" or "Best if Used Before". Old-timers will tell you an egg is bad when you crack it and it smells funny. I think that kind of advice smells funny. Granted, only a small percentage of eggs in the U.S. run the risk of being contaminated with Salmonella enteritidis.
http://www.mrbreakfast.com/ask.asp?askid=15

phatbiatch 12-13-2005 12:33 AM

no eggs last for a REAAAAALLLY long time after their sell date.

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bringer

thanx man...

BIGTYMER 12-13-2005 12:33 AM

Eat'em up!!! Eggs are good forever. ;)

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by phatbiatch
no eggs last for a REAAAAALLLY long time after their sell date.

i dunno about that cuz when i cracked these open there was this little extra weird looking white shit floating in the egg substance than isnt usually there...

bringer 12-13-2005 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
i dunno about that cuz when i cracked these open there was this little extra weird looking white shit floating in the egg substance than isnt usually there...

eggs are cheap. id rather buy fresh eggs then get sick :2 cents:

btw, whos that in your sig?

Doctor Dre 12-13-2005 12:42 AM

Jesus man go to the grocery store and replace the fucking things...

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Jesus man go to the grocery store and replace the fucking things...

that would take me putting on my shoes, walking to my car, driving to the damn store, blah blah blah you know the rest. i'm feeling way too lazy at 11:45 on a monday night to be doing all that...

Tricksy 12-13-2005 12:50 AM

Better buy new ones if u don't wanna get sick!

tristan_D 12-13-2005 01:01 AM

eggs are just cheap. just buy new ones

bhutocracy 12-13-2005 01:09 AM

if they've been refrigerated you don't have to worry about the dates as much.. just do the "bad eggs float in water" trick if you can't be assed going down the street to get new ones.

phatbiatch 12-13-2005 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
i dunno about that cuz when i cracked these open there was this little extra weird looking white shit floating in the egg substance than isnt usually there...


dont eat eggs. have cereal instead.

bhutocracy 12-13-2005 01:10 AM

Place the egg in a bowl or pot of water. If the egg floats it is bad. If it sinks to the bottom it is good, if it stands at a 45 degree angle it's still OK. However, standing on end probably means that the egg is too old.

Ace_luffy 12-13-2005 01:44 AM

hey it probably too................ :thumbsup

SilverTab 12-13-2005 01:44 AM

put it in a glass of water...if it floats its bad, if it sinks, its good

SilverTab 12-13-2005 01:48 AM

Q:How can I tell if an egg is bad without breaking it?

A: Most everything has changed in the world of cooking in the past 250 years, but not the method for determining if you've got a bad egg.

There is a small air pocket in the large end of the egg. When the egg is fresh, the pocket is only about 1/8th of an inch deep and as large around as a dime. As the egg ages, however, it loses both moisture and carbon dioxide ? shrinking ? so that the size of the air space increases. And the size of the air space determines the buoyancy of the egg.

So if you submerge a very fresh egg in water, it will lie on the bottom. An egg that is a week or so old will lie on the bottom but bob slightly. An egg that is three weeks or so old will balance on its small end, with the large end reaching for the sky. And a bad egg will float.

According to Harold McGee, author of On Food & Cooking (Canada, UK), Hannah Glass gave this practical advice to cooks around 1750, and it's as valid today ? a "way to know a good egg, is to put the egg into a pan of cold water; the fresher the

After Shock Media 12-13-2005 02:38 AM

Ok lesson time since I do raise chickens for eggs. :winkwink:

The sale by or best by date if for that grade of egg.
Typically you have AAA, AA, A, and then crap as grades of eggs. The numbers of A's reflect the freshness of the store bought eggs. Tripple A being the freshest and A or regular being the least fresh. Most eggs sold in stores are either tripple A or double A.

With that part being said, an egg has roughly two weeks before it downgrades to the next letter denomination, and then another two weeks to drop further down. Assuming the were refridgerated that is. The best by date is the date to keep them at that grade.Though you will typically have about 4 weeks minimum after an egg passes the best by date to use it.

As an egg ages it's whites loosen up so to speak, becomes a little more cloudy and alter a tad. The yolk also becomes less firm and a bigger air pocket begins to form in it. Fresh eggs are best for serving as fried, sunny side up, over easy ect. Basicly as eggs by themselves. You will find a less fresh egg sort of runs in the pan and the yolk doesnt keep a perfect dome. Older eggs are best to boil or scramble and it is actually reccomended for better boiled eggs to indeed let them age past the AAA grade.

Your eggs dated the 23rd are pefectly fine which odds are would just place them in the AA range (which you can also buy at the store) assuming you started with AAA, otherwise your at the A range.

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 02:40 AM

lol this has turned into the ultimate "egg knowledge" thread...

reed_4 12-13-2005 03:02 AM

i found out why some eggs are easily rotten...
http://www.cabl.com/bar/(bpta3jfcjtd...ter%20eggs.jpg

Ace-wtf 12-13-2005 03:04 AM

if they were refridgerated then
they can stay for a month

the stamp is usually for the stores selling date

Jakke PNG 12-13-2005 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Ok lesson time since I do raise chickens for eggs. :winkwink:

The sale by or best by date if for that grade of egg.
Typically you have AAA, AA, A, and then crap as grades of eggs. The numbers of A's reflect the freshness of the store bought eggs. Tripple A being the freshest and A or regular being the least fresh. Most eggs sold in stores are either tripple A or double A.

With that part being said, an egg has roughly two weeks before it downgrades to the next letter denomination, and then another two weeks to drop further down. Assuming the were refridgerated that is. The best by date is the date to keep them at that grade.Though you will typically have about 4 weeks minimum after an egg passes the best by date to use it.

As an egg ages it's whites loosen up so to speak, becomes a little more cloudy and alter a tad. The yolk also becomes less firm and a bigger air pocket begins to form in it. Fresh eggs are best for serving as fried, sunny side up, over easy ect. Basicly as eggs by themselves. You will find a less fresh egg sort of runs in the pan and the yolk doesnt keep a perfect dome. Older eggs are best to boil or scramble and it is actually reccomended for better boiled eggs to indeed let them age past the AAA grade.

Your eggs dated the 23rd are pefectly fine which odds are would just place them in the AA range (which you can also buy at the store) assuming you started with AAA, otherwise your at the A range.

Wtf. The stuff I can read on GFY is amazing. :1orglaugh
No disrespect of course, I wish I had some 'specialty' I knew so much about.. great way to lighten up moods in bad parties.

SilverTab 12-13-2005 03:11 AM

trust me..the egg in the water test never fails

sonofsam 12-13-2005 03:22 AM

I say you poke a small hole in the egg and make love to it, if its more pleasureable then your girlfriend.. it's good.. if it's not, then you need new eggs

reynold 12-13-2005 04:52 AM

Some people love shitty smelling century old eggs..

phatbiatch 12-13-2005 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Your eggs dated the 23rd are pefectly fine which odds are would just place them in the AA range (which you can also buy at the store) assuming you started with AAA, otherwise your at the A range.


See I told you so! rofl :food-smil

Pete-KT 12-13-2005 07:32 AM

get rid of them

Brujah 12-13-2005 07:50 AM

Get a chicken.

cool1 12-13-2005 07:57 AM

Just ask your mom, she knows all that kind of stuff

Tom_PM 12-13-2005 08:10 AM

How to tell if an egg is fresh or hard boiled.

Spin the egg on a flat surface, then stop it quickly and release it again. If it starts spinning again on it's own, it's fresh. If not, it's hard boiled.

Now go win bar bets and enjoy your spoils.

WebairGerard 12-13-2005 08:15 AM

Just don't sell them and you will be fine. :)

sickkittens 12-13-2005 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom
How to tell if an egg is fresh or hard boiled.

Spin the egg on a flat surface, then stop it quickly and release it again. If it starts spinning again on it's own, it's fresh. If not, it's hard boiled.

Now go win bar bets and enjoy your spoils.

Welcome to the 3rd grade. Please take your seat.

EroticySteve 12-13-2005 09:28 AM

I'm okay with an Egg all the way down to Grade D. It's the lowest you can get and still be a passing grade. I'd stay away from Grade F eggs though, they obviously can't do basic assignments.

abadfish 12-13-2005 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by StickyGreen
i dunno about that cuz when i cracked these open there was this little extra weird looking white shit floating in the egg substance than isnt usually there...


Are you sure that wasn't the Chalaza?

Chalaza is the ropey strands of egg white which anchor the yolk in place in the center of the thick white.

The more prominent the chalazae, the fresher the egg. Chalazae do not interfere with the cooking or beating of the white and need not be removed.

When I was in Mexico I bought eggs from some local markets and they did not even refrigerate them... you would never see that in the US, I know I never have! I think sometimes we worry too much about our food.

After Shock Media 12-13-2005 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Wtf. The stuff I can read on GFY is amazing. :1orglaugh
No disrespect of course, I wish I had some 'specialty' I knew so much about.. great way to lighten up moods in bad parties.

I have that odd quirk that allows me to know odd bit of useless info. I only really get to show it off here though.
Thankfully though with this topic I at least do know about eggs since I do have chickens and well my father had moved me to a farm when I was 10.

Holly 12-13-2005 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Wtf. The stuff I can read on GFY is amazing. :1orglaugh

Unbelievable, isn't it? :1orglaugh

I'm thinking about bookmarking this.

StickyGreen 12-13-2005 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cool1
Just ask your mom, she knows all that kind of stuff

my mom is dead :Oh crap


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