How soon after you get married is it cool to smack the fuck out of your wife?
 

Just wondering.


















Last thread of the day I promise TD. :thefinger

planning some nice weekend with your wife

Yep.....

Be careful, women these days have gotten smart, and will shoot you in the head or cut your dick off with a steak knife.

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Yep.....

the first (and only time) a man put his hands on me, was also the same man that was trying to dial 911 after about 20 mins of me beating the living shit outta him from laying a hand on me (even got creative and took the phone out of his hands and banged it up against his temple). when the cops came, he wanted them to arrest ME.....needless to say, i gave him the "i'll fuckin kill you" look and he said "nevermind." lol

be careful who you hit, fella's :winkwink:

Lesbian alert. :warning

Fighting is a poor way to resolve any problem.

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Amen to that.

My hubby and I joke about this all the time, but he knows better than to even think of hitting me......

but last night he reminded me that he is 3 things to me:

hubby
lover
and master

he had to peel me off the floor with that one......LMFAO

Was that before or after the Dirty Sanchez?

Thats what you do as you say "mazel tov!" right after you say "I do"...

Just wanna take a second to clear this up.

Darling Abigail, I would never lay a hand on you in anger. You know that. You're my delicate, morning dew glistening flower and I cherish you.

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I think you're allowed to slap her 3 months after the marriage takes place.

However, she's cleared at 2 months to douse your mattress with gasoline and set it on fire while you sleep.


Good luck.

she'll sit on you and squash you. 500lbs is a lot of pressure.

Lol did you plan on staying married long?!

But the sex afterwards is da bomb :winkwink:

nice sig Morgan! very xmasy! :thumbsup

you have to be married to smack your bitch?

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LOLolololol

He just made mine to. And my shitlist to.

ehhh not sure I'd hit a woman unless it was totally necessary e.g, she is crazy and attacking me.

I could probably avoid that though by simply overpowering her and turn the heated arguement into awsome sex. :2 cents:

where u at? i need to get with you....you single?

You really aren't very bright are you?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?!?!?!?

You're supposed to start smacking them around BEFORE you marry them so they know their place when you finally tie the knot! You gotta have a strong pimp hand, my brotha! :pimp

Jim is like a new pair of jeans; Uncomfortable as fuck when you first get them but after several washes, they kinda grow on you. Then after a while, you find yourself wearing the same pair every day and never washing them. :winkwink:

Finally someone with a head on thier shoulders. if you have not given them at least 10 beatings before the proposal, and then 5 after, but before the actual wedding, then you are in deep shit.

Are you we talking about the ass or the face? :winkwink:

O hear yah dude! :thumbsup

of all the person in the world that you can hit, why a woman? does that say something about you?

Maybe that's why this thread stinks...

Admit it; you don't have the balls to do that yet... :thumbsup

That you dont take shit.

Never be the first to lay your hand on a women. But if she attacks you with a knife, well fuck all the rules.

Who the hell washes jeans after every use. Thats why jeans were invented. They dont stain, get dirty, and last long.

You should smakem' down once every couple of days. Even if they dont do shit. If they ask why, just tell em' "just in case"! :pimp

how about now?

The easiest way to tell them "you still want your side be heard". :thumbsup