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President 12-12-2005 10:14 AM

Fuck Ferrari I'm ordering this for christmas!
 
http://images.forbes.com/media/lifes...6_1125home.jpg

TOTO
Price: $5,200 to $5,980 (depending on color)

The Neorest 6000 is more than a toilet--it's a commode with brains. TOTO boasts that its super-expensive throne is "aware." It lifts its lid when somebody approaches and shuts and flushes when they walk away. It has a high-tech deodorizing and white-noise system, and a wireless remote for raising and lowering the seat. There's a three-stage cyclone flush to keep the bowl sparkling clean, as well as a warm water personal-rinsing mechanism. Most impressive (or frightening, depending on how you look at it) is Neorest's ability to "educate" itself :helpme , remembering recurring periods of infrequent usage, so it knows when to go into power-saving mode. Oh--and it's also available in three colors.


For complete a really nice flash presentation and more information visit http://www.totoneorest.com/

dissipate 12-12-2005 10:15 AM

Now THATS a throne

Vlad 12-12-2005 10:17 AM

I woudn't change my gold throne for this cheap japanase technology crap =/

pawsregd 12-12-2005 10:21 AM

Fuck I need one of those for when I'm drunk so I don't piss all over the seat

BigRod 12-12-2005 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pawsregd
Fuck I need one of those for when I'm drunk so I don't piss all over the seat

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Verbal 12-12-2005 10:23 AM

you really gotta like taking a shit

Paul&John 12-12-2005 10:24 AM

wowlooks cooool :D

Stuntpig 12-12-2005 10:28 AM

I want one with Flames painted on it!

President 12-12-2005 11:02 AM

Imagine if you lost the Remote Control :disgust

JFK 12-12-2005 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbal
you really gotta like taking a shit

one of lifes little pleasures :1orglaugh

Dalai lama 12-12-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pawsregd
Fuck I need one of those for when I'm drunk so I don't piss all over the seat

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

AcidMax 12-12-2005 11:07 AM

One of these days I will order one of those heated ones like they have in Japan. Those things are awesome. There was one that had sound effects so you could play them while farting. Just awesome.

Kimmykim 12-12-2005 11:20 AM

And here I thought you were looking at the Bugatti Veyron ;)

Screaming 12-12-2005 11:21 AM

cool idea but too many gizzmoes

ChewbaCreative 12-12-2005 11:29 AM

man, maybe better spend some money on couple hot chikkzz? ;) unreal choose :)

Violetta 12-12-2005 11:30 AM

haha... awsome!

DraX 12-12-2005 11:53 AM

rofl thats a kings throne of crap :1orglaugh

MaDalton 12-12-2005 11:56 AM

i need that instead of a chair in my office - this way i never have to get up again :1orglaugh

Maxy 12-12-2005 11:56 AM

It's a good thing. That self cleaning and deodorizing thing is priceless when you got a girl over and gotta take a james bond dump.

Ace-wtf 12-12-2005 12:09 PM

we will be giving these away


next campaign
















just kidding

but you can fulfill your fantasy with $50000

and maybe open an exclusive dump club :winkwink: lol

dready 12-12-2005 12:11 PM

You'd have to be a real smart ass!

President 12-12-2005 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace-imlive
we will be giving these away


next campaign


just kidding

but you can fulfill your fantasy with $50000

and maybe open an exclusive dump club :winkwink: lol


Imagine if they had an affiliate program, this shit ( :1orglaugh ) would be all over the net!

Vitasoy 12-12-2005 01:45 PM

That's the royal poop shoot.

Jennyfer 12-12-2005 04:27 PM

Haha, I saw it on the Osbournes's show looked pretty nice

pornguy 12-12-2005 04:37 PM

I need three of those.

King Adam 12-12-2005 04:43 PM

Thats the best shitter I've even seen. But most homes need like 3 of them. That means you spend a lot of money on crap ... litterally.

Drake 12-12-2005 05:03 PM

That's a good investment

tranza 12-12-2005 05:35 PM

that's cool

BoyAlley 12-12-2005 05:36 PM

Ooooh I want one!!!

je_rome 12-12-2005 05:39 PM

dumping has never been this fashionable.

Bluewire Ross 12-12-2005 05:40 PM

His Majesty's Throne!Kingdom of Shit! :1orglaugh

JoeMeca 12-12-2005 06:10 PM

cant afford a ferrari?

PimpDaddyPants 12-12-2005 07:07 PM

Nice bedahoe

2HousePlague 12-12-2005 07:22 PM

Cool. I think I read about it on a Japanese blog somewhere...



2hp

reynold 12-12-2005 08:07 PM

damn, I'll immediately have a party and invite some friends when I have this one at the house..

shermo 12-12-2005 08:15 PM

What... No foot massager?

Marshal 12-12-2005 09:06 PM

that's really a throne! :D lol!

tranza 12-12-2005 09:15 PM

You're kidding me, right?

reed_4 12-12-2005 10:24 PM

why would I waste a lot of $ with that toilet bowl just only to shit on it? :disgust


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