My suggestions to the boarder patrol.
 

If you want to keep the Mexicans out of the U.S. then instead of putting up fences just line the border with soap. Ground up Ivory or liquified Dove...it doesn't matter. Just spread soap all over the border and it will keep 99.9% of the Mexicans out of this country. :thumbsup

If that doesn't work then put up a taco stand every 100 yards advertising free tacos. Put mild sedatives in the tacos and that will entrap roughly 85% of them.

How about large billboards saying, "Not Hiring". Will that work?

Sharks and Crocs in the Rio Grande...that would be awesome as well!

Damn, I should work for the the INS! :thumbsup

And for you dumbfucks that think I'm a racist....you might me on to something. :1orglaugh

Just kidding!!!! I'm just watching 60 minutes on CBS and I think the Mexicans are getting a bad break. Seems like we're letting the bad ones in and keeping the productive ones out. Standard U.S. practice seeing how prisions and law enforcement make up about 50% of America's income. :mad:

I rather enjoy my cheap produce and other stuff, so I say let the ones that work cross. Hell if you want offer damn work permits.

My best friend is Mexican so I can say stuff like this.

She's that .01% I say we let in. :thumbsup

Just follow the law and fine employers that hire undocumented workers.

So do I. :thumbsup :winkwink:

hell, just throw up some triple or quadruple lined reinforced barb wire fences....something that is like 15-10 long of pure barb wire and really high....oooo, and run some electricity through it too, haha

I think the fence thing is a good idea though. Just like what my girlfriends dad said once, "It took me 12 fucking years to get to come here legally and these mother fuckers just run on over and demand shit." If the fences come up it will make it harder for the illegal immigrants to get through and will make sure the immigration laws are not being broken...that's what it's for. "equal opportunity" that's America.

soon USA would be a land which everyone can enter, but cannot get out...

it's out of control here in AZ

viva la reclamacion! :1orglaugh

LOL offer them free coronas if they turn back the other way.

Si Señor! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you selling sets of laura? and any others?